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Capitalism Plus was a enchanced version of the game Capitalism that was released in 1996, but like a few months after the original. Now, when I was 14 in 1997 I wanted it but had no money, so I pirated it by unknown means. When I booted it up and played the tutorial, the tutorial guy had a voice 2 tones deeper, how did I know that if I never played the game before? DON'T QUESTION ME. His voice was also slightly distorted, I completed it and the title screen appeared and it said "Capitalism Minus" and the copyright thing said "(copyright symbol) SATAN, 666" and the title screen having satanic symbols and pentagrams all over it, I just brushed it off as a glitch and started a new game, added some cities, and got into the game. I started a shop next to town square and got 2 sales places and 2 purchasing places and a advertising place, and attempted to link one of my purchasing places to a item on the docks and all I saw that I could buy and sell organs, skulls, and televisions. I thought it was just a glitch as well. I linked it to the television because I could make more money and the overall quality was better than the other items. I went to the other pier to link to see if there was anything worthwhile and if not I would do the human organs from the other pier, and saw a "Satanic Ritual Kit" at max overall quality which would be impossible this early in the game, but I started buying those so I could sell them. 5 hours later I have the whole map's economy cornered and I am essentially a kin, whenever the message "Satan has bought out your company", and I lost, the game then crashed and when I opened it up again it became un-satanic, but every time I do good in a game, I always lose and get the message "Satan has bought out your company", which isn't a way you can lose normally. On my 50th attempt, though, it changed to "Satan has banished you from playing this game for 2 years you addicted piece of trash", 2 years later the game re-opened and said "Satan has unbanished you from played this game, enjoy your day!" I became angry and went to hell to fight Satan and I won, then I traveled foward in time, and I am now the richest man on the planet.
Capitalism Plus was a enhanced version of the game Capitalism that was released in 1996, but like a few months after the original. Now, when I was 14 in 1997 I wanted it but had no money, so I pirated it by unknown means. When I booted it up and played the tutorial, the tutorial guy had a voice 2 tones deeper, how did I know that if I never played the game before? DON'T QUESTION ME. His voice was also slightly distorted, I completed it and the title screen appeared and it said "Capitalism Minus" and the copyright thing said "©SATAN, 666" and the title screen having satanic symbols and pentagrams all over it, I just brushed it off as a glitch and started a new game, added some cities, and got into the game. I started a shop next to town square and got 2 sales places and 2 purchasing places and a advertising place, and attempted to link one of my purchasing places to a item on the docks and all I saw that I could buy and sell organs, skulls, and televisions. I thought it was just a glitch as well. I linked it to the television because I could make more money and the overall quality was better than the other items. I went to the other pier to link to see if there was anything worthwhile and if not I would do the human organs from the other pier, and saw a "Satanic Ritual Kit" at max overall quality which would be impossible this early in the game, but I started buying those so I could sell them. 5 hours later I have the whole map's economy cornered and I am essentially a kin, whenever the message "Satan has bought out your company", and I lost, the game then crashed and when I opened it up again it became un-satanic, but every time I do good in a game, I always lose and get the message "Satan has bought out your company", which isn't a way you can lose normally. On my 50th attempt, though, it changed to "Satan has banished you from playing this game for 2 years you addicted piece of trash", 2 years later the game re-opened and said "Satan has unbanished you from played this game, enjoy your day!" I became angry and went to hell to fight Satan and I won, then I traveled forward in time, and I am now the richest man on the planet.
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Revision as of 05:08, 24 February 2021

Capitalism Plus was a enhanced version of the game Capitalism that was released in 1996, but like a few months after the original. Now, when I was 14 in 1997 I wanted it but had no money, so I pirated it by unknown means. When I booted it up and played the tutorial, the tutorial guy had a voice 2 tones deeper, how did I know that if I never played the game before? DON'T QUESTION ME. His voice was also slightly distorted, I completed it and the title screen appeared and it said "Capitalism Minus" and the copyright thing said "©SATAN, 666" and the title screen having satanic symbols and pentagrams all over it, I just brushed it off as a glitch and started a new game, added some cities, and got into the game. I started a shop next to town square and got 2 sales places and 2 purchasing places and a advertising place, and attempted to link one of my purchasing places to a item on the docks and all I saw that I could buy and sell organs, skulls, and televisions. I thought it was just a glitch as well. I linked it to the television because I could make more money and the overall quality was better than the other items. I went to the other pier to link to see if there was anything worthwhile and if not I would do the human organs from the other pier, and saw a "Satanic Ritual Kit" at max overall quality which would be impossible this early in the game, but I started buying those so I could sell them. 5 hours later I have the whole map's economy cornered and I am essentially a kin, whenever the message "Satan has bought out your company", and I lost, the game then crashed and when I opened it up again it became un-satanic, but every time I do good in a game, I always lose and get the message "Satan has bought out your company", which isn't a way you can lose normally. On my 50th attempt, though, it changed to "Satan has banished you from playing this game for 2 years you addicted piece of trash", 2 years later the game re-opened and said "Satan has unbanished you from played this game, enjoy your day!" I became angry and went to hell to fight Satan and I won, then I traveled forward in time, and I am now the richest man on the planet.