Charles Manson.exe

One day Charles Manson was eating his favorite snack, Sour Patch Kids.

"Wow, I sure do love Sour Patch Kids" said Charles Manson

Suddenly, the lord god of Sour Patch Kids burst through the walls of Charles's house and said "you really think you are worthy of loving the most sacred snack in the snackverse?"

"Yeah" said Charles in his most doofy and lovable expression

"FOOL!" said the god of Sour Patch Kids, before summoning 1000 Larry Davids to attack Charles in the comfort of his own house.

Charles Manson then pulled out his pouch of magic spells and cast fire magic on all of the Larry Davids, causing them to burst into flames immediately.

The god of Sour Patch Kids got pissed at this, but then he was happy because he was orange.

Charles Manson then got bored and decided to go to Chuck E. Cheese.

At Chuck E. Cheese, Charles decided to play around in the ball pit because he wasn't a goddamn pussy, but then he realized that this wasn't a ball pit, it was actually a volcano which erupted immediately, drenching Charles Manson in a heavy pool of lava.

Luckily, lava doesn't kill Charles Manson, it just allows him to turn into Charles Manson: Ice Form.

Charles Manson: Ice Form then flew up into the sky in order to fight against the wrath of the space bananas, but before he could do this, Charles Manson: Ice Form realized that he had to go and pay his taxes.

Charles Manson then spent the next 10 hours doing his taxes because he's a law abiding citizen and I randomly decided to stop calling him Charles Manson: Ice Form because its faster.

However, this turned out to be a trick set up by the king of taxes in order to trap Charles Manson in an infinite loop of doing taxes, unable to do anything else.

"Everything is going according to plan" said the king of taxes

"SIKE!" said Charles Manson as he got out of his chair and threw one million dominos pizzas at the king of taxes

The king of taxes was assaulted with tons and tons of pizza as he said "how did you figure out my trap?"

Charles Manson grinned and said "because, we're Sonic heroes!"

The king of taxes then melted into a puddle of goo.

And then the reader of this trollpasta made one billion Patrixx dollars

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