Chicken Thighs

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I work in my local restaurant's customer service department and I live on day to day checks. I have a phobia of salt on pineapples and I can't talk to women who can't speak my language.

One week ago I voted for Woodrow Wilson in the midterms. I had a traumatic past because I saw molten cheese on eggs and now I have hemorrhoids. For that reason, I went to my friend's house. I was scared I would hurt his feelings by saying that I do not like cutting my toe nails (I don't) but I was scared that saying this would cause an earthquake near Chile. But peer-pressure forced me to say it and when I got the news of a riot happening in France I couldn't hold it in and I had to ejaculate somewhere. I saw my friend's chicken thighs that he prepared for dinner and I accidently nutted in them after purposefully putting my penis in it. I felt bad but I had no option. Am I the asshole?

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