Christmas Movie.exe
K so I nevr thot I wud b d creepypasta main character but bada-bing-bada-doom here we are!
Ok so teh old man next door haden yard sale after brutally murderin his wife yada yada yada blah blah blah you know how these things go. TL;DR I goten the evil VHS that haded "CHRISTMAS MOVIE.EXE" written on it with sharppe heres the plot of the movie:
So der was these 2 kids named "Ugly" and "Cancerous" Ugly was 6 and Cancerous was 17 they lived in a suburbion neighborhood called "TREE VILLAGE" they had 2 parents mom and dad who where excited for CHRISTmas (SAY IT OR DIE!!!!!!1) anyway they haden neybor called "Child Eater" he was a evil man and had a lot of mony and was rly evil and so he did't let Cancerous go out with his HOT daughter named Hotty Baka (she was anime). Instead Child Eater made Hotty go out with a rich bully kid named Barf Sandwich and he was mean and he was mean just like Child Eater. (Child Eater is the name of the Evil man if you didn't catch that).
So Cancerous and Ugly's dad named "Folksy Stud" and Ugly were watchin Cancerous play basket ball but he was disqualified for not usin his CHRISTmas spirit and he sat down and asked his dad "Folksy Stud what did u get mama wen u was date?" Ugly said "EEEW U HAVE GIRLD FRIED DISGUSTING!!!" Cancer said "SHUT UP OR I'LL KILL UR DOG BY PUTTING THE KETAMINE IN HIS PUDDING!!!" Folksy Stud said "Lol ur both real dumb you know. anyway i got her a suppository for her vaginianl region lol it was lit"
So Cancerous went 2 the stor and bought her a suppository for her vaganationous region adn we went 2 Child Eater's house and Child Eater (BAD GUY) said "U R NOT WHALE CUM HERE! HOTTY IS BUSY BEING SYSTEMICALLY OPRESSED BY BARF SANDWICH!!! GET A JOB AND ALSO U OWE ME $800 2 FIX MY WINDOW FROM WEN U THREW A ROCK LIKE AND EVIL CRIMINAL!!! GO BACK 2 UR CARDBOARD BOX U STUPID SHOULD-BE-HOMELESS CREEPER!!!!!" he then slammed the door and so Cancerous went home and put the suppository in a special position in his house so he could give it to her at the end of the movie.
So Cancerous's mama "Bouncy Buttox" hadden the hyperrealistic Chrismas Partry and ivited all the neybors and Child Eater came BUT he was EVIL and BAD and didn't like Christmas or eggnog or presents or food or santa clause or manger or star or babies or happiness because he was a MONSTER (remember Child Eater is evil he's kinda like the Scrouge mixed with Satan). So because Child Eater was evil Cancerous snuck up on him and stabbed him in the heart and hyperrealistic blood came out. But just then a Christmas Miracle happend and the Christmas fairy came and and said "UR SAVED OK? NOW THAT UR SAVED FROM DEATH STOP BEING EVIL K?" Child Eater was then resurected from the dead and he said "OMIGOD I LOVE EVERYONE SO MUCH THAT I WAS TO KISS AND MAKE OUT WITH YOU AND GIVE YOU ALL $1698844.89 EACH AND PLAY SANTA GAMES AND FIND A CURE FOR ALL DISASES!!!" but Cancerous Stabbed him again and he died.
Cancerous and Hotty ran away and he gave her the suppository and she cried of joy and made out with him for 87.432 minutes and the credits rolled but then Evil Patrixx appeared and killed everyone and they all died. Then there was a screeching noise that was so loud that it made me barf everywhere and blood came out of my eyes and ears and now I'm gonna shoot myself I swear I will.
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BANG!!!
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(that was the gun I'm died now)
ur next
the end
Written by Church of C'Shan
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