Cland Ann - "My Fair Clandy" Bootleg

In 2003, a season 3 episode of Cland Ann called My Fair Clandy aired on ABC on December 8, 2003.

However, on June 11, 2006, a rather... strange version, which I can only describe as a prototype or a bootleg, aired on ABC at 2:30 AM in the morning.

The Episode

The episode went normal, but it got weird when Japper went to Cland's room.

Cland was mumbling something about ISIS and Paris attacks. This is strange, as the bootleg was shown to the public in 2006, the original episode was created in 2003, and the Paris attacks didn't happen until November 2015.

Cland still kept mumbling for a minute until Japper shouts out to Cland, "ROT IN HELL", which Japper was definitely insulting him.

Suddenly, Japper pulled out a gun and shot Cland in the gut. Blood splattered everywhere, as Cland fell to the floor screaming in agony.

After that, he died.

Cland's parents look at Japper and gasp in horror, but then Japper shoots them as well.

It cuts to another scene, showing Cremos on fire.

There were dead bodies of people everywhere, including the recurring characters. I also saw Dila Rollad, Micky Mac, Lord Zamo, Masto, Tark and Pob, and other recurring characters with their heads on stacks, bleeding purposely.

Then it cuts to Japper, who is looking directly at the camera.

And what were the final words of this bootleg before a wall of text from the US government popped up?

Japper said, "This is your end, you dirty fuckers. You will—"

As far as I know, the airing of the episode was an accidental fluke since I've never seen it played again.

It must have been a bootleg or an early version of My Fair Clandy, but obviously it was too morbid and rejected and not considered cannon.

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