Commemorative Coins

Tommy loved cool ranch Doritos and he'd been looking forward to getting off work, grabbing some from the corner store, heading home and eating a bachelor king nacho dinner. He had four dollars and fifty cents in change to get him from point A to point B. In his pocket, there were two loonies (he was Canadian), six quarters, six dimes and eight nickels. Some of the nickels were those funny ones that are kind of octagons but not octagons, like they just have angles instead of being rounded. This always bothered him. Also, the quarters were those stupid commemorative quarters they pump out every five days, like honestly you can't go a week without getting them all in your change but you just ignore it because there's no point in collecting them because nobody gives a damn because wtf. The loonies were fine though. Tommy was checking to see if any of the dimes were those goddamn bluenose dimes with the sailboat on them because that's also really lame... but then he noticed one of the coins... it was a commemorative coin... with HIS face on it. That's when he realized. Tommy was a Canadian ghost! And it was ghost money!

"FUCK" he thought, "I really wanted those Doritos!"

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Credited to lucktimedragon 

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