Conker's Bad Toilet Day

I was watching Conker's Bad Fur Day videos everyday. I always wanted the game, but I didn't have the time to get it, because it was made before I was born. (I was born in 2014) Well, when I was finally 4 months old, I thought I am old enough to get the game.

So, I just looked at E-bay, for some Conker's Bad Fur Day games. My attention caught the one that was for free. In description was written 'Conkere bad fru dey ost seqele 4 fre byu nw u gt fre ipud' (translation: Conker's Bad Fur Day lost sequel for free buy now, you get free iPad) Hmmm... ok... I already had seen the first game on YouTube, and all the game is stuck in my mind. So, what about getting the 'lost' sequel? I thought. So, I buyed it. I heard a loud ring from the garden. I came out, and I saw the postman. He had a box in his hands, and gave me it. When I got back to my computer, I opened the box. It was the game! I putted it in my N64.

The game has started. I could explode from joy, when I saw the Nintendo logo getting cutted half and then replaced by Conker, this time with crown on head. The opening cutscene started, as Conker walked into bar, like in previous game. I then created a game, and the cutscene has began. It was, like in cbfd, the throne room with Conker. After this cutscene ended, it showed Conker going to the toilet. When he sat to it, he got flushed down. His crown falled on the ground. Later, I could see Conker getting trought all the pipes.There was shit everywhere. Then, Conker got into a big underground 'city thing' made out of poo. The residents were looking like The Great Mighty Poo, but small like Conker's head. FInnally, I got to one of the residents. I talked with him. He sayd "So youre the @^! squirrel, that defeated our king? You shall die!" Before Conker could say anything, I had to run away from angry poo army. I saw some weird pipe, and I tried to climb up, hoping they would stop following me and I will escape. My wishes were done, and I escaped the hungry army of poo. Then, there was a cutscene of Conker, saying "Oh god, My head hurts so much..." He then fainted.

Later, I could see Conker in a dark room, with no furniture, just a dark room, and mysteryous door. He waited here, like 10 minutes, and then, the door opened. In this second, I was scared, and made out a girl scream. The one, who was behind the door, was zombified berri. It wasn't hyper-realistic, but It scared me much because she just jumped out of the door. Conker was like "Berri?? and Berri was like "Ill liek eet u conkur liek dei nw" She then eated Conker. It was so scary, because his blood was spitting everywhere, guts, totally everything. She then sayd "U nevr drnk liek ber anmre." Oh god, it was so scary... It then showed a cutscene of Rodent going to toilet and died. Everyone who was going to toilet, died, because the toilet was cursed. Then, the game got pitch black, probably a glitch. When I tried to restart the game, It wouldn't start the game anymore.

I was so scared at this time, so I peed in my pants. I had to get another pants because the smell of my pee was disguising too much that when I would describe it to you, you will probably puke on your computer, and you probably don't want that. When I returned, I peed my pants again. this thing repeated like 10 times, and then, because I was too tired, I just grabbed knife and cutted off my urinary bladder.

Then, from the N64 popped out zombified Berri's head and she sayd "u pleyd dis gaem u liek dei liek nw lol" I was like wtf? And she was like lol and I was like wtf even more. She then, from my urinary bladder laying on ground, growed up Berri and before she could kill me, a skeleton popped out of her butt and I died

Note: This all happened in real life.

By TheLaserVulture