Curse of the Djent

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It all started one day, I was listening to "Scarlet" by Periphery. As you all may know, one of the lyrical segments in the song goes like this: "Put a Smile on Your Face, Rough SEX, They torture ass within this Ratchet Place"(1:59 secs in). The next day, I woke up with a woman in my bed. My penis hurt, and she was naked. She ran off as soon as I woke up. I thought, "Hey, maybe a coincidence.".

So, I listen to another dj0nt song called "Devastate" by Born of Osiris. One part of the song goes like, "Forget the past, as you take it in your ASS"(55 secs in). I then witnessed some creature with a 10 inch dildo about to shove it in me, and when she did, I forgot everything that happened the previous day.

So I thought, "This must be the curse of the djent... I'm gonna be dead soon if more songs contain these lyrics..." I read on the news, a boy was killed because of a djent fan getting mad at him. Maybe that man put a hex on me. I do not know.

Now, I pray that he may one day lift the curse off of me, or else, I will die....

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