DICK ON DA CROSSROADS

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NO WANKING!

So I found a hyper realistic dick on the crossroads.

It was all bloody and wrinkly.

The dick came (geddit?) to life and said "Die you fucking prick."

But I didn't.

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUN

-Michael Rosen

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