Desertbus.iso

THE BEGINNING

One day, I was looking for a really good game to purchase on Steam. I was looking in the simulation section, when ,suddenly, I came across a bus driving game. It was called Desert Bus. I thought it would be a rather fun game where you completely wreck shit with an attack truck. I didn't give a crap about the price of the game or the description. or the snapshots. or anything. So I downloaded it while my account got charged infinity dollars. The icon was just a clipart of a bus. I got a journal and began to write about it while I played the game for a trollpasta that will most likely will go unrecognized until it gets categorized and sooner or later deleted.

JOURNAL

Hour One

So I'm playing Desert Bus. I'm just kind of driving down a straight fucking road. It's possibly the most fucking accurate simulator EVER.

Hour Two

Okay, so I'm still driving down the fucking straight road. There's no pause button, so I gave up for a while.

Hour 3

So, I looked up gameplay videos. Apparently, you drive down a straight road. So I booted up the game again and began to play. I began to ENJOY the game. It was beginning to be fun. I enjoyed all of the time I had to piss my pants and eat playing Desert Bus.

Hours 4-6

The game began to get a little weird, it began to get a little wild. At about five hours, instead of it being completely straight, there was a curve! This wasn't supposed to happen. At hour 6, three bugs splattered on my windshield! It was so fucking abnormal. I shat my pants. But since I'm dumb as balls, I kept playing as more drippy diarrhea coming out of the holes of my shorts

Hour 7-11

My GOD. OH MY GOD. OHHHH MY GODDDD. The game got really scary. There were more curves, and people were trying to attack me, so I actually had to use STRATEGY and THINKING. It was very spooky. I almost had a brain attack from thinking. Then, a bunch of bugs splattered on my windshield. But instead of it being green, it was a little splatter of hyper-realistic blood! I got so spooked I sharted my pants for life!

Hour 12

I did it. I got two points. I must stop playing this game before I become intelligent. I MUST DELETE IT.

Epilogue

I had to delete it. I was becoming more intelligent and strategic. I couldn't delete it. I got my assault rifle and shot up my desktop. But then as I got up, there was a steering wheel. I was driving a bus. I was driving a desert bus.

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