Dog Attacks Cat

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I am Javan, a rogue from the realm of Wicolian. I have darts and a dagger.

I walked in the midst of a crowd in search of someplace to steal from. I decided on a chest filled with coins.

The coin was too heavy for me to lift up and it fell to the ground. I quickly picked it up and took a few steps back. The coins fell into my hand. It's not enough to buy anything, but it will get me through the night.

I then snorted the coins and felt them hit my nose. I then sniffed the air. A lot of people were looking at me now. They all looked like they wanted something from me. I couldn't tell what they wanted because they were all staring at me.

My nostrils then detected the scent of a man who has been hiding in the shadows for quite some time. He smelled like an old friend. I sniffed the chest again and found that there were several chests filled with gold coins. There were also a few pieces of jewelry and other trinkets.

I then opened the door and saw a man dressed in a robe. He looked like a priest or monk. He smiled at me and greeted me warmly.

I then hid under the bed and waited patiently nightstand. Eventually, I heard a knock on the door. I peeked out of my hiding spot and saw a man dressed in robes enter the room. He saw me and nodded at you.

I then barked at him and told him to leave. The man left and I quietly crawled under the bed.

I then slept under the bed. I dreamt about being chased by a group of men. They beat me with clubs and tore my clothes off. One of them stabbed and shot me through the heart.

I awoken and ate breakfast. I also thought about the events of the day. I realized that I should've killed the priest when he tried to kill me. I then remembered that I need to find my sister. She lived in the city of Wolcen.

I then hurried to the city of Wolcen. I knew that there were several cities in the area, but Wolcen is the largest and most important. I searched the streets, looking for my sister. I eventually found her. She was in a tavern. She noticed me and smiled at me.

I then begged for food and she gave me some. I thanked her and left the tavern. I continued searching the city and eventually, I found my sister again. She was at a party with other people. She recognized me and waved at me.

I waved back and she smiled at me. I was happy and and I decided to stay at the party. Later that evening, I got hungry and wandered the city. I found a shop selling food. I bought a few things and ate them all.

I then took my sister back home and she thanked me. I promised to visit her later.

I then licked my paws and began to play with my fingers. I played for a while and suddenly, I noticed something. A small black cat ran across the street. I looked behind me and saw a woman dressed in red. She stared at me and began to laugh.

I then rushed after the cat and caught it. I tossed it onto the ground and start chasing me. I threw rocks at it and kicked it. Finally, I threw it against a wall and watched as it broke and fell to the ground. I stared at it in shock.

I checked the cat and saw that it was fine. I sighed and returned home. I sat down and tried to fall asleep. I didn't get very far though. I heard a loud noise and I jumped up and looked behind me. A giant monster has appeared in front of me.

I then ran over to the monster and asked it what happened. It explained that it was trying to protect its territory and attacked me. I explained that I was just playing and apologized for getting angry. The monster apologized too and said it will not harm you again.

I then ran after the monster and caught it. I tossed it onto the ground and started chasing it. I threw rocks at it and kicked it. Finally, I threw it against and watch as it broke and fell to the ground.

I then watched the cat kill the monster. I hugged the cat and congratulated it.

I then went home and watched TV. I watched a movie and enjoyed myself.

I then invited the cat over and it accepted.

I then started running around the house and yelling: "Cat! Cat!"

I ran into the kitchen and grabbed a knife.

I cut my wrist and screamed: "Cat! Cat!"

I ran into the living room and screamed: "Cat! Cat!"

I ran into the bathroom and screamed: "Cat! Cat!"

I then rushed after the cat and caught it. I tossed it onto the ground and start chasing me. I threw rocks at it and kicked it. Finally, I threw it against a wall and watched as it broke and fell to the ground.

I then played video games with the cat. I learned how to use a gun and shoot it. We both won.

I then played with the cat. I learned how to ride a horse and ride it around the countryside. We both won.

I then asked my mom if the cat can sleep over. She agreed and told me to come back in an hour. I agreed and headed back to the tavern. When I arrived, I saw my sister waiting for me. She smiled at me and hugged me.

I then ordered a drink at the tavern. I enjoyed myself.

I then walked outside and urinated on a bush. I felt like I needed to go to the bathroom, so I did so and then I went back inside. I relaxed and enjoyed myself.

I then got drunk and spent the night with my sister. I kissed her goodbye and headed home. I slept well.

I then chewed on my bone and felt better. I headed home and told my sister that I loved her.

I then went to the vet and they gave me a shot which made me feel better. I went home and told my sister that I loved her.

I then ran away from home and lived on the road. I traveled and survived.

I then ate out of the trash and felt better. I headed home and told my sister that I loved her.

I then attempted to leave my sister, but failed. I cried and begged her to let me stay.

I then told my sister to leave and she did. I cried and begged her to let me stay.

I then got the zoomies and ran around in a circle. I felt better. I headed home and told my sister that I loved her.

I told my sister that I loved her and she replied: "I love you too."

I then went to a wizard who gave me a potion which made me feel better. I headed home and told my sister that I loved her.

I then killed my sister and went home. I cried and begged her to let me stay.

I then ran away and lived on the road. I survived.

I then attempted to do basic math and succeeded. I headed home and told my sister that I loved her.

I then called Dawn and she came to visit me. I talked about everything that happened today and she said she loved me.

I then ran into a train and died instantly. I cried and begged her to let me stay.

THE END



Written by MrAnonymous
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