Don't come here

I received a very suspicious email with the subject "Don't come here".

I was all like "pshhh, of course I'm going."

When I got there (they totally told me how to get there, I just left that out) I saw my three biggest nightmares!!!! I saw my wife screwing a clown, my kid being force-fed molly, and someone fucking around with my Storm Trooper collection. Needless to say, I was beyond stunned.

I suddenly remembered the ghost of magic (totally forgot to bring that up earlier, that's my bad) had already told me that I would see things that would ruin me. Anyway, I'm dead.

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Credited to meltedbananas 

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