Dream SMP Is the Single Greatest Creation of All Time

Dream SMP houses most of the literary genius that mankind has created ever. I have never seen nor read about such captivating plots, characters, and jokes being written so tightly packed into thousands of 6+ hour streams, such that you may spend weeks analyzing the most deeply written jokes by Dave (or Technoblade as the basic fans name him), for example, "this is a real bruh moment."

When I had witnessed this masterpiece of a joke for the first time, I spent the rest of the afternoon dissecting the meaning and found the dozens of layers of comedy this statement on the current issues in the world of economics today had hidden beautifully under the surface. It was evident that even a few second joke such as this one had hundreds of hours of thought poured into it from Dave (Technoblade)'s soul to ours to discover and fondly remember as one of the single greatest milestones of human achievement for eons to come.

Dream SMP also gifts us thousands of new literary devices which are also perfectly presented and used, such as the term 'Chekhov's Gun', which many of you believe to have been already been created, your minds are simply bounded by space-time, due to the fact that Dream SMP establishes this term so well with (SPOILER ALERT) WilburSoot's soul-demolishing destruction of L'manberg (spoiler over), it has been around since the beginning of time and thus has been copied and stolen by many playwrights of ancient times.

Of course, I could never forget one of the masterfully pieced together (more than the usual, which is hard to overcome) sequences of "Church Prime", in which Dream (commonly referred to as Daddy by us and GeorgeNotFound/Sapnap depending on who you ask) proclaims to be the Son of God (DreamXD is the God of this incredibly rich and massive world) and then makes Tom Simons (TommyInnit), Toby Smith (Tubbo_) and the side characters build a sanctuary (now named Church Prime) to hold in the Primes.

This sequence being a statement on how religion affects human psychology as a whole was really wonderfully created, as well as topping some entire show plots, characters and dialogue such as Breaking Bad.

Please understand that you will be missing mankind's greatest creation for millennia to come if you refuse to watch 1000's of hours of greatly action-packed, comedy-filled and amazing character arcing livestreams due to the fact that many of the enlightened ones have become too overwhelming for your pitiful mind to comprehend.

Art is never completely understood in its own kind, and Dream SMP is an example of that. I, however, am of the few of the privileged that really see what Dream SMP proclaims upon humanity and gifts to literature as a whole.

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