Eating Shit Copypasta

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This was around 3 years ago. It was a dark and cold night, nobody was home (my parents were on holiday). I was in charge of taking care of the family dog (a 200 pound Pit bull called Cletus).

Anyways, I got to my usual stuff, gaming, scrolling through social media when all of a sudden, Cletus, (the family Pitbull) took one gigantic, heaping shit on my bedroom floor. I was in awe, shock, I had no idea Cletus was even remotely capable of excreting such a large amount of fecal matter.

He left the room shortly after as I still sat there on my gaming chair, frozen in shock. And then it hit me, the strong scent that was his shit. It was irresistible, I immediately stood up from my chair and walked towards that heaping pile of ooey-gooey goodness and leant on the floor. That's when I peaked, and the warmth of that shit hit me.

I edged closer to it, and that's when I did it, I took a large mouthful of it. A taste I will never forget. There was something about it, I was so hard, so horny, so turned on by its magnificent texture and taste. I started to play with it and squish it between my toesies as I slowly indulged in what I can only describe as fine dining. To this day, I still continue this fiasco and whenever the chance presents itself, I consume... the rats are my only friends. I know I need help... god speed people.



Credited to Promise_XD 

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