Elvis.EXE/Round 2: Electric Boogaloo
Note
This is the official sequel to- *BOOM!* This is not your story, JC-the-Hyena. This is the sequel to- yeah, nobody really cares, just enjoy. Also, let me know if you catch any pop-culture refernces!
- The Author
The Prologue
So, it's been, like, over a year since the "Sonic.exe" murders (which is something straight out of the plot of a mediocre Creepypasta) started. No one really knew what was going on with these murders. Were they even murders to begin with? Anyway, I digress. One of the detectives that came close to uncovering the truth was named Barry Zeinfoil, and he is *SPOILER ALERT* not dead, because that would be a horrible plot twist. He lent us his diary so that we can see what he saw.
January 1st, 2011
So, my name is Barry Zeinfoil, an obvious parody of Jerry Seinfield. Its New Years Day, as well as my birthday. This is as great as when my sister gave Super Mario Galaxy as a birthday gift. So, the reason why I am writing this divides into two, actually. One is so that this could be journal-style Trollpasta posted on the actual Wiki: and two, to follow up on the Trollpasta: Elvis.EXE. So, I hope to continue.
March 10th, 2011
We just got word of a murder happening in the Colorado town of South Park. I, along with two other detectives (Derek Greene and xxLADTRONICxx), were sent to the victims house to investigate. I will record more here when something interesting happened
Also on March 10th, 2011
We couldn't believe what we saw. The kid was named Kyle. He wore an orange coat and a green hat. His entrails were ripped out, and were right next to him. Derek Greene, xxLADTRONICxx, and I all puked when we saw those. There didn't seem to be any signs of struggle. His computer was all busted, but further analysis shows that there are files in his computer for a program called "Sonic.exe." The memories came back. Although my sister, Susie, and I were Mario fans, we didn't mind other franchises. This included Sonic the Hedgehog. Kyle's parents are clearly distraught about what happened to their son. Derek and I are gonna try and comfort them, and figure what they can do.
April Fools Day, 2011
Another murder occurred. At first, we thought it was a twisted prank, because you know, it was April Fools Days, and everyone at the police department was pulling a prank on each other. But no, it was a legitimate murder. It was a gray cat named Tom, who was actually a close friend of Kyle. His neighbor, a beige mouse named Jerry, told us that in his last hours, Tom posted his experience with the game (Sonic.exe) on the Creepypasta Wiki, which was later moved to the Trollpasta Wiki, due to its mediocrity. Anyway, the scene was similar to that of Kyle, entrails, busted computer, etc. But this time, he had a "2" carved into his chest, instead of a "1" like Kyle. Is the murderer keeping track of how many people he has killed?
Cliffhanger
Yes, due to time, this will unfortunately be left here. Don't worry, I will edit this to add more.
