English Ghost Tale

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It was England in 1870, and Franklin McSpookyman was having himself a spot of tea, when he heard the voice of some wanker come from under his bed. It was calling his name, "Frank... Frank..." over and over. McSpookyman twisted the plank handle of his front door and ran out onto the cobblestone clippity clop. He alerted the constable, who proceeded to investigate the mysterious spooky noise coming from Franklin's bed. The constable turned to Mr. McSpookyman and blippity-bonked him upside the head with the rump of his rootytooty-point-and-shooty. "The bloke under ye bed is not calling 'Frank', you bloody bastard." The constable pulled the sheets up, revealing a Mr. Skeltal under Franklin McSpookyman's bed. "He's saying 'Thank'".


Credited to le_master_trole_2014 
Originally uploaded on May 5, 2016

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