Evil Gus
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The News
News Channel Guy: It's time for the news everybody. We recieved word of some horrifying thing that happened downtown. A giant evil green lizard thingy is going around muredring people. His name is Mr. Gus and he is a criminal. He has gone all around the place murdering tons of people. It says that Mr. Gus comes from a show called Uncle Grandpa. Let's ask the people of Uncle Grandpa about him. Let's ask the person who lives whit this guy, Uncle Grandpa.
(Screen goes to Uncle Grandpa)
News Channel Guy: Hello Uncle Grandpa.
Uncle Grandpa: Good Morning!!!
News Channel Guy: Uuuh ... hello Uncle Grandpa. Can you tell us about Mr. Gus.
Uncle Grandpa: Uuuuuuh ... Let's see he's uh ... green and us ... has eyes ... and uh ... uh ... eyes and uh ... I think that his name begins with the letter 4. ... I like peanut butter ...
News Channel Guy: Okay nevermind this guy is too retarded to tell us about him. Let's go to two of the victims that Mr. Gus has attacked. Let's talk to Beary Nice and Hot Dog Person.
(Screen goes to Beary Nice and Hot Dog Person in the hospital)
News Channel Guy: Hello Beary Nice and Hot Dog Person. I see that Mr. Gus attacked you two in attemt to murder you, but only managed to hooribly injure you. What was it like getting attacked by Mr. Gus?
Hot Dog Person: GET THAT CAMERA OUT OF MY FACE!!!!!
(Slams camera and runs away screaming in insanity, and then a bunch of doctors jump up and tackle him.)
The Story
Alright so, this is the story of this Mr. Gus guy. One day, Mr. Gus woke up in the RV. Then he said. "Uh, goodbye Uncle Grandpa i'm gunna go. I'll be back." Then Uncle Grandpa said "Good Morning!" Then, Mr. Gus got in his car and Mr. Gus was backing out of his driveway in a car. There was a little girl who was playing out in the road with her Barbie dolls. Mr. Gus started to drive away but the he stopped, looked back at the little girl and all of a sudden, he quickly turned around and started driving up toward her really extremely fast and then he ran over her and she was on the ground crying. Then, he ran over her again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again until she died. Then Mr. Gus drove away.
