FREAKYDOOF.exe

I will tell you of the most horrifying thing I have ever seen.

It all started at the animation convention that was happening near my town. They had Jeff "Swampy" Marsh and Dan Povenmire, The creators of Phineas and Ferb, as guests. I had heard that they made a lost episode, so I asked them about it when they got to the Q&A portion. Dan started crying and Jeff got mad, jumped across the crowd, and ran at me. He caught me as I tried running out the door and threw me at the wall, creating a huge hole. He jumped through the hole and started punching and biting me. I was Bleeding and crying... I was brying. Jeff left and as i was crawling to my car, Dan caught up to me, handed me a disk containing the lost episode, and said to never tell anyone, not even Jeff. I got home and slammed the disk into my computer. It contained a file called "FREAKYDOOF.EXE" that had the head of a strange, yellow troll-man as the icon.

I felt fear as I clicked it and a window opened playing the Phineas and Ferb theme, but slightly slower and with inverted colors. It then cut to opening credits with strange names: Oney, Ding Dong, and Julian (people who, after extensive research, I found out didn't exist) and Phineas and Ferb eating breakfast for about 2 hours. Every time their bowls were empty, they poured more cereal. When they eventually ran out of cereal, Phineas said "Hey Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today! Go back to bed!" which was weird because they just got done breakfast. They did not appear the rest of the episode. The camera cut to Doofenshmirtz who had just trapped Agent P in a cage that was shaped like a big gorilla as he droned on about how he hated Roger. He was so busy talking about his Freakinator and how he was going to use it to turn Roger into a freak so the town would hunt him down, that he didn't notice that Perry escaped and started smashing his machine. a beam shot out hitting Doof and he started to transform and scream "IT"S THE PARTY FREAK" until he turned into an eternally T-posing, yellow goblin man who calls himself Freddie Freaker.

He beats the hyper-realistic blood out of Perry and shouts "CALL NOW! 1-900-490-FREAK". He then scatters to Vanessa's room yelling "TIME TO PARTY" and "HERE COMES FREDDIE". He bursts through the door and starts dancing at Vanessa, who lets out funny screams as her soul leaves her body and enters Freddie's. Meanwhile, Perry gets up, grabs a pipe from the machine, limps over to Fred and bonks him on the head, causing him to explode into the 80's as Perry uses his hang-glider to escape. It cuts to a a video of Freddy dancing on loop in the 80's, getting slower each time, until, after each word, you can hear "Doofenshmirtz" being whispered. The video crashed as my phone rings and when i picked it up, a familiar voice said "$2 a call!" and burned my hand before hanging up. Ever since then, I feel like I'm being watched and things are never how I left them...

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