Family Guy Unknown Episode
Back in 2003, Fox canceled Family Guy shortly after Season 3 aired. Just a decision or was there something behind it?
Turns out, there was one lost episode that we're glad Adult Swim didn't air after Family Guy got canceled. However, it aired only once on FOX by accident in one suburb in Kentucky at 10:00 PM.
One day, I was searching for torrents for me to watch in my spare time. I'd always like to find torrents of media, like TV shows, movies, etc. So when I went to the Pirate Bay (the site where most torrents are present) and searched up Family Guy, I found out there was only one torrent in that search query.
"Huh. Odd." I said as I clicked on the torrent. Oddly enough, it wasn't downloaded by anyone, and it didn't have any comments. The torrent's name is "FamilyGuy000.avi". There's no description. I decided to download the torrent to be the first person to download the torrent.
If only I would go back in time and prevent it from happening.
When I downloaded the torrent (which is 251 MegaBytes, by the way), I realized that it took WAY faster than my downloads with a filesize like 251 MB normally take to complete. Confused, I clicked on the .avi file, and Windows Media Player popped up.
The episode started out with the normal intro, except Chris is nowhere to be seen. I'm guessing either he's dead, or he's taking a nap in his room (which isn't shown in the intro). Also, the normal blue letters at the end of the intro are now bright red. I knew that something would be wrong with this episode.
The episode started with the outside of the house, silent. It then showed Peter scolding Chris for something that I didn't see Chris do. I'm assuming that he either failed a test at school, ripped up his paper used for schoolwork, or threw his desk at the floor. Sure enough, Peter was scolding Chris for all 3 things I thought Chris was getting scolded for. Peter then grabbed a belt, and whipped Chris with it multiple times, with Chris screaming and crying each time. About 15 seconds of this in, I can see blood flying out of Chris's mouth.
It then showed a still image of Chris lying on the floor, knocked out. I'm assuming that Peter knocked Chris out during his punishment.
It then showed Chris walking to Quagmire, with a sad look on Chris's face, and Quagmire then said, "Hey, Chris! What's going on?"
Chris then replied with, "I'm having a horrible day."
Quagmire then replied with, "Huh? Why that?"
Chris then replied with, "I'M THE WORST SON MY DAD HAS EVER HAD!"
Chris then started crying, except it didn't sound like pretend crying at all. It sounded like real crying, as though Seth Green (Chris's voice actor) was suffering pain while recording his lines. Chris then ran in the opposite direction, but not before he started crying out blood.
Peter then came on screen, and said, "What just happened, Quagmire?"
Quagmire then replied with, "Your kid Chris came here telling me that he's having a horrible day, and then he ran away crying. What did you do to him that made him do this?"
Peter then said nothing, and Quagmire then said, "Peter, what did you do to him?"
Peter then replied with, "I don't know, Quagmire. I just don't."
The scene then faded to black, and then cut to static for 1 minute.
This is where the horror began. I saw Chris slicing off Meg's head with a knife while repeating through his teeth, "I don't want to have to do this..."
It then showed a picture that always will haunt me forever. It was a picture of Chris beating up Quagmire, a deleted scene from Saving Private Brian. I was dumbfounded by this seeing as how "Saving Private Brian" was created in 2006, while this episode was created in 2002, but what made the image so horrifying was that both Chris and Quagmire had blood running down from their eyes, with Chris's left eye bleeding down to his pants. Blood was covering the hose Quagmire was using, and instead of the skull on Chris's shirt, there was text that read "666". Chris also had red eyes with black pupils. The picture only stayed on screen for 40 seconds, but to me, it felt like 40 minutes.
It then showed Chris sitting on his bed, looking like he was about to cry. He was holding a shotgun, and he then said, "Quahog, please forgive me for using this." But when Chris said that, he didn't sound like Seth Green. That's not the worst part, but there was more horrible stuff. Chris aimed the shotgun to his mouth, cocked it, pulled the trigger, and blew his brains out. Peter and Lois then went upstairs to find out where the noise came from. They were horrified at the sight of their son Chris dead. Cleveland and Quagmire were also in the scene to find out where the noise came from and they were horrified as well. Peter and Lois were crying, Cleveland was disgusted, and Quagmire bent over and vomited on the floor after he saw Chris dead. The camera then zoomed out while Peter screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!", and the episode came to an end.
The credits soon played like normal. I laughed at this, because despite how messed up the episode was, the credits still played like normal. It's like if the people who designed the credits didn't care when the people created the episode. However, I stopped laughing when the logos showed.
The logos began with the Fuzzy Door Productions logo, which was normal as that, but after that, it showed the Gracie Films logo, then a black screen came up saying "All in association with" for 43 milliseconds, and then it showed the 20th Century Fox Television logo, which again was normal.
An advertisement then came up with a new series coming on FOX called "10 Reasons Why Hitler Is Better Than The Worst Things", which is odd since there isn't a TV series with a title like that. The announcer then said "Now back to Family Guy!"
Then a black screen came up with white text in Pashto saying:
"د کریس برخه 2 مړینه"
This translates to "Death of Chris part 2".
I did not want to see part 2 of this abomination, so I closed out of the video.
I was completely horrified and dumbfounded at what I just saw in the first place. Family Guy was created by Fuzzy Door Productions, and only Fuzzy Door Productions. Gracie Films did not create Family Guy. I will not look at Family Guy the exact same again, because:
- This episode
- My dad might scold me if he catches me watching Family Guy
I will not upload the episode to YouTube, because I'm worried that my account could get suspended due to a copyright claim from FOX or Adult Swim. A lot of questions went into my head though:
Who made this episode? How did the episode manage to get leaked onto the internet? What kind of screwed up sicko would make this abomination?
The questions, unfortunately, will never be answered. I still wonder what the second part of the episode contains.
Credited to Oddguyoutwithsoda
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