Fart Copypasta

Oh my god... is that... is that EGGS? Oh... oh lord, TACOS? Why? Why have you been eating such garbage? This, this is not okay.

*BLLLAAAARRRBBBB*

Oh... oh goodness!! That pungent smell! TUNA? What?! Why?! This is unacceptable! You need to eat better! I will not tolerate this! L... lick you? But, that hole? You are far from clean. No sir, the foul stench stemming from that abyss is unorthodox. You mean, you'll eat better if I do? Well... I suppose you do need a clean up. Well, prepare yourself then.

Mmhmmmm... it's quite pungent. Sour, in fact. Mmmhh!! Easy there! I'm only licking slow! I think we're almost done. Mmmhnmh. Okay. Is that all? Good. From now on young man, you need a better diet. Go clean up.

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