Flex Seal lost episode
Hi, my name is Robert Morton but you can call me bob morton or bob. I'm a relatable American teenager who totally exists and I wanted to tell you guys about something that's a little embarrassing. i am dead, don't worry about me though this story has a happy ending I was a young, ambitious executive of Omni Consumer Products. Dick had to kill me because I made a mistake, no I am not talking about my kids. I am talking about the time i used human remains to create a cyborg police officer. I went to Heaven, at lest i thought i was. It ternd out that i was in hell all along being psychologically tortured by a demon named Michael. That's not what i'm gonna talk about though. I am going to talk about one of my wackiest experience in hell. I was walking home from school, i was sad because i was banned form schoo because i ate a brick of hyper realistic cocaine. I saw Georgia sale. I thought. Sick, i loved the garage sales. I saw a laser disk. It said flex tape in hyper realistic blood on the top. The old man runing the selel said dont buy it. Breck it. Its evil. I said shut up boomer. This is why nobody loves you. I got it for $0. 01. I put it in my laser disk player. phil swift walked in frame. He said. I am phil swift and this is Flex Seal. I saw kids in cages. He sied to show you the power of Flex Seal i will saw this kid in half Phil swift tok a chainsaw and sawed the kids in half as the kid screened. Phil swif grabbed a kid and ate him. He ripped out a kids heart and ate it too. I was VERY scared at this point Then Phil swift put a kid down a big garbage disposal the kid screamed a very scared screem. The kid's hyper realistic legs came off. Then Phil swifts mouth became a garbage disposa and put the kid in there. I was VERY scared at this point. I smashed the VCR and thok out the floppy disk. And smashed the floppy disk. Has this ever happened to you let us know in the comments down below
Written by Ben the bold
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