Freaky BJ Bandit

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This happened last night, you guys and I'm totally freaking the shit out! I was hanging at home on the couch watching Lizard Lick Towing and waiting for my girlfriend to get home. She works the night shift at Wendy's and usually brings home some yummy leftover nom noms (bonus!). I have gotten quite obese due to this but that's beside the point. I must have dozed off because when I came to I felt someone undoing my drawstring and sliding my sweatpants down. "Oh, sweet," I thought, "I'm about to get blown." I feel my girlfriend's lips wrap up the ol' ding dong and she starts bobbing away. She can get freaky, so I didn't find it odd when I felt a finger get shoved up my ass. "Ok, this is cool," I thought. I tried to get a glimpse of her but my massive gut made it impossible to see anything except quick glimpses of the top of her head. "Oh, she's a red head now, fuckin sweet." That's when she started getting rough with me. Fisting my ass and biting my swollen meat-pole like a wild hog. I was flailing all over the couch. Fat swinging, balls flopping. At one point I lost control of my bowels and shit right there on the furniture. She didn't stop! When I finally busted a nut I fell asleep almost instantly.

I awoke in a pile of filth and found that my girlfriend was coming through the front door. "Where'd you go so fast and what the fuck was with the fisting?" She was horrified and disgusted. "I just got home you fat, nasty bastard. What are you talking about?" Oh fuck. Her hair is still brown. That's when I knew I got blown by a psychotic red headed blowjob bandit. Guys, keep an eye on your dicks.

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Credited to EbinP 

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