Frosted Flakes

While scrolling through Twitter, I saw this post saying that if I eat Frosted Flakes for dinner for one week, I will get $1. I immediately tried the challenge.

Day 1

I brought frosted flakes from the store today. The person who was scanning my goods said that the last 30 people who ate frosted flakes mysteriously died.

I ate the frosted flakes in the morning, afternoon, and dinner. I swore I saw tony the tiger wink at me.

Day 2

I ate frosted flakes as a snack. A funny man in a suit named Steve Callihane wanted me to say that frosted flakes are yummy. I said I don't like it.

Day 3

When I woke up, I saw a dartboard with my face in it. I didn't put that there.

I ate frosted flakes for dinner. When I was sleeping, I heard the box say this: EAT FROSTED Flakes every day!

Days 4 - 7

I realized that I was spending more than $1 on this and began creating a creepypasta. Tony the Tiger said that on day 8, he would get me. When I try to throw it away, the mascot had bloodshot orange eyes with HYPER-REALISTIC frosted flakes.

Day 8

69 Tony the tigers are chasing me. They killed my entire neighborhood, with the only thing remaining being HYPER-REALISTIC frosted flakes. They is getting nearer. When I throw cereal at them, it becomes another tony tiger chasing me.

Oh no, they have caught me. Nooooooo.

Epilogue

Police were investigating the 2024 cereal murders. The only evidence they saw was frosted flakes strewn across the crime scene.

Moral of the story: eat frosted flakes every day like Steve Callihane says.

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