Ghost Having a Mid-Death Crisis

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So I've been dead for nearly 44 years now (elephant stampede), and I just don't feel like I've accomplished much. I work as a greeter at a haunted asylum, and I thought things were turning around when I was on an episode of Ghost Hunters (season 3, episode 5, I was the orb that flew by Grant's head). But nothing really ever came of it. I don't know if anyone else has even noticed me. I once ghost-farted on another guy's EVP recording but then Todd the douchebag poltergeist threw the recorder against the wall and broke it before they could listen to it. My GF is a demon but I'm used to that. My buddy, who died with me in the stampede is a Ghost who stands at the foot of the bed in a big, fancy haunted hotel, and I'm really jealous of him. How do I get over these feelings of inadequacy? Oh yeah, also I can totally come through a computer or cell phone (Android, not iPhone yet), so go ahead and turn slowly to look behind you... BOO! Ha ha just kidding, I wouldn't do that...or would I??? Okay well thanks for your time. See you REAL soon.


Credited to GreenBananaTruthers 

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