Good Omens: Lost Episode

Do you remember that Amazon show from 2019 with a demon and angel? I was a huge fan of it back in the day, but now I've sworn off of it for the rest of eternity ever since I saw an episode of it nobody was ever meant to see.

One time I was on Amazon Prime, scrolling through it because I bored out my mind. I eventually decided to look at Good Omens for the 88,782nd time. I loved that show, but it only had 6 episodes. Yet for some reason when I looked at it, it only had one episode. The episode was titled simply Crowley and Aziraphale's Revenge. Huh. I'd never heard of that episode. So I started watching it out of pure curiosity. The episode started with the intro, except the sound track was slowed down and distorted that it probably should've shattered some tiny child's eardrums. I somehow made it through the intro and into the episode. The episode started off with Crowley turning on a webcam, except it was just David Tennant. Michael Sheen eventually joined in and they were muttering to each other about god know's what, I couldn't care less. Was this an episode of Staged or Good Omens? I groaned and tried exiting out of the episode, only for the screen to glitch to both of the guys disappearing. I kept trying to exit, yet it kept glitching and not exiting. I groaned again and slumped down on the couch and continued watching. It cut to David sipping a cup of coffee and Michael looking bored out of his mind. David eventually laughed, but it wasn't normal laughing. It was demonic laughing. Michael only seemed mildly concerned, only glancing at him. The episode then glitched into Crowley and Aziraphale sitting in the bookshop. Eventually someone walked into the bookshop asking for a certain book. "I'm sick of humanity," crowley muttered. Aziraphale and Crowley stood up. Aziraphale held back the person by the neck while Crowley sliced open the person's ribcage, heart, and lungs, blood spilling everywhere, staining Aziraphale's coat and somehow he wasn't concerned about it. People outside screamed and ran into the bookshop. Crowley started slicing everyone's heads off, Aziraphale was snapping people's necks, and both of them were laughing, which started out quiet, but eventually got louder and louder mixed with the people's screaming. I started crying. Aziraphale and Crowley eventually looked at the camera, "your next, Jeremy." They said in unison. The screaming and laughing continued before I grabbed a book off my coffee table and started bashing the TV with it, shattering it into a million pieces. My breathe was shallow butt then the phone rang. I picked itup and it was the police. They said "you're parents are dead, Jeremy. your mom had her chest cut open, and your dad had his neck snapped, and had his head cut off. I'm sorry." The phone then hung up.I continued to sob before two voices said in the background: "We're here."

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