Grand theft auto: San Andreas stories
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Hi my name is Billy and I was on the internet downloading some GTA games for free. I downloaded grand theft auto vice city, grand theft auto 3, grand theft auto San Andreas, grand theft auto liberty city stories and grand theft auto vice city stories. Now when I was about to get off of the website and play some of the grand theft auto games I downloaded I noticed something interesting. There was a game on the website called "Grand theft auto: San Andreas stories" Now this was weird and I began thinking that this was fake because Rockstar never made a grand theft auto San Andreas stories. They already made grand theft auto liberty city stories and grand theft auto vice city stories but they never made a grand theft auto San Andreas stories.
I was gonna get off but the gta fan inside me said I should download it to see if it's real. I downloaded it and unzipped the file to play it but I seen a text file named "please read" I decided to read it and the following says "Hello and thank you for downloading this at our website. We hope you enjoy playing the game. This is a real game game that Rockstar was gonna release to the public but due to terrifying and disturbing reasons this game never made it to public. Anyways here's the description of the game. Welcome to San Andreas. 1989. Sweet Johnson, A Grove street family gangster is trapped with facing two decisions, One, Help his family and friends or two, Escape the corruption of San Andreas for good. Sweet Johnson chose number 1 (Because if he chose number two he probably would have went to liberty city like Carl Johnson and the game would be called grand theft auto liberty city stories 2.) And now he is gonna fight back against the corrupt LSPD and expand the Grove street families. Beware! Some of the gangsters on the families are spies for the Ballas and the vagos!
The description got too long so I decided to play the game. It booted up to the Rockstar games intro and it went to the main menu screen. I clicked play and it sent me to the intro. Sweet Johnson was walking through temple drive and then big smoke and this black guy with a green bandana and black glasses walked up to sweet johnson. "Yo what's crackin!" Big smoke said to sweet Johnson as they began to hug each other. "Whats up Brian?" Sweet said to the guy with the green bandana. So that is Brian before cj comes back to Grove Street I thought. I accidentally skipped the mission cutscene. Then I was in a car and the objective told me to drop big smoke and Brian at big smokes house. I dropped them off at big smokes home and I mission passed. I seen a SJ icon on the hud. I went to where the icon could be and It was at Carl Johnsons mom's safe house. I got into the car and radio Los Santos was playing. "Yo yo you got grinder then follow my account on grinder named "bitchybobby69420" if you want a submissive and breedable femboy~" I was shocked to hear this because phones and social media didn't exist until the 2000s. Anyways I arrived at CJs moms house and I went to the mission marker and went inside the house.
The mission name was "Cookies and buttplugz" I was confused but didn't care but then I seen fucking cookie monster in the living room while Nemesis from resident evil was giving cookie monster a fucking HANDY while there was a FUCKING VIBRATOR in cookie monsters ass! "Birch who the fuck are you?" Sweet told cookie monster. "Me cookie monster and me want buttplugs! Me need buttplugs buttplugs!" Cookie monster said as he cummed all over nemesis face. Sweet left the house. The mission told me to go to the store to get buttplugs so I started driving to the store. As I was listening to the radio a weird ass version of old Mcdonald had a farm was playing.
"Old Man Hitler had a camp R-E-I-C-H
and on that farm there was a slave R-E-I-C-H
With a "OW OW" here and a "PLEASE STOP" there
Everywhere a "DON'T TAKE MY FAMILY"
Old Man Hitler had a camp R-E-I-C-H"
I stopped by at the store and went inside. Everything was in chaos. "Man what the fuck is going on?" Sweet said. The camera went to sonic the hedgehog explaining how Johnny sins was the best doctor in existence and how he is better then Dr Phil to the cash register. Sir this is a FUCKING drug store!" Said the cash register. Then the camera went to boyfriend from Friday night funking tying a rope to the skibidi toilet TV woman while this black haired guy with a white shirt that read "I'm the man" was watching them make out. He was obviously a fucking cucklord! Then the blonde guy and purple hair guy from lanky box was HAVING FUCKING SEX with DHAR MANN! Then it cut to sweet Johnson.
I was running fast as sweet Johnson then I looking through EVERY AISLE! When I was in the aisle with the family sized doritos I seen Freddy fazbear and Bonnie beat their fucking robotic dicks off to that rule34 video of Jenny from my life as a teenage robot and Chica was smoking FUCKING crack while she was IN THE FUCKING AIR RAMBLING ABOUT TRUMP V BIDEN PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE AND HOW JUSTIN TRUDEAU IS A SHITTY PRIME MINISTER! And foxy was walking in place doing weird faces like if he was in a FUCKING PATRICK BATEMAN EDIT! Then I ran to the second aisle which had energy drinks and fucking casino slots. The girl from squid games was dressed in imperial Japanese world War 2 soldier outfits and Ashley Graves from the coffin of Andy and Leyley was singing the first verse of TYLER THE CREATORS new magic wand while opening up about her fart fetish.
"When I was a child, I liked farts
I thought of Mario Farting.
Then I looked it up and came across deviant-art!
It really fucked my pussy!
And my brain!"
Then I ran to the third aisle which had the butt plugs but in front of me was Goku trying to make Mario try to pay child support for their child! And Naruto throwing a FUCKING TAMPER TANTRUM BECAUSE HE GOT SCAMMED BY A FREE ROBUX LINK! and then Ryan Reynolds and Bryan Cranston were arguing about how Michael Bübles last name should be pronounced. I grabbed the butt plugs and a cutscene played. Knuckles, Pico, Golden Freddy, Scott pilgrim, Tord and A gravital from all tomorrows busted through the wall and they were singing Kendrick Lamars alright. I ran and snuck to the emergency exit before they knew I was gone. Then I drove in my car and drove back to my house. Then the gravital and knuckles and golden Freddy head were chasing me down! FUCKING APOCALYPSHIT BY MOLOTOV WAS PLAYING! knuckles glided on my trunk and tried to jump on the roof of my car but the gravitas facing blasted knuckles with a laser and knuckles guts were splattered everywhere on the street.
Golden Freddy and the gravital were not affected! My car had a little blood and guts on it! Then golden Freddy head jumpscares the gravital. the gravital had shut down or had a heart attack and kept flying forward into the same direction until it crashed into a orphanage and the orphanage collapsed to the ground with all the children inside. Golden Freddy was still on me. I did a Tokyo drift through the train tracks. I stopped by the hotel in gta San Andreas where cj and sweet meet up with the other families to unite the sets and I went inside interior when I got out of the car. Golden Freddy almost caught me. I ran inside to see Steve Harvey play family feud with some Chinese child laborers. And Michael Jackson got drugged by Bill Cosby with a roofie.
I ran up the stairs and I looked back to see the normal golden Freddy chase me instead of the golden Freddy head! Then Scott pilgrim tried to block me but I dodged it. When I got to the middle of the hallway Pico was right in front of me! I tried to go back but tord was right behind me! Scott pilgrim almost grabbed me too! So I decided to use Scott pilgrim as a FUCKING BODYSHIELD! The best part of neo dammerrung from the matrix was playing! I used his dumbass to charge Pico while running zig zags so tord didn't shoot my goofy ass! "Ohh shit!" Scott pilgrim said before he was shot multiple times by Pico! Scott was shot in the testicles, The legs, The arms, The belly and the heard before I threw Scott pilgrims lifeless body onto Pico and grabbed his pistols "WAIT spare me mother fucker!" Pico said Before I shot Pico to death! I grabbed picos armor and health that Pico dropped and shot tord multiple times until I shot him in the head! Then golden Freddy was in front of me.
The mortal kombat theme played and golden Freddy did FUCKING JUJITSU on me. I Managed to get 3 punches on his face. I was doing jujitsu too BITCH! Golden Freddy threw his hat at me and I dodged his hat and his hat went towards sonic.exe. The reversed green hill theme played until Sonic.exe got sliced in half by golden Freddy's hat. Me as sweet Johnson was winning the fight and I KICKED GOLDEN FREDDYS ASS SO FUCKING HARD THAT HIS ASS WENT THROUGH THE FUCKING WALL AND FELL INTO THE BOTOMLESS PIT OF THE INTERIOR UNIVERSE! I went outside of the hotel and got back into my car went off to my house and gave the buttplug to cookie monster! "B-B-BUUUUUUUUUURTRTRTTTTTRTTPLLLLLLLLLKKUYYUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGG" Cookie monster said so damn loud that his head exploded and his brain and bloods splattered everywhere! I got off the game and I got golden Freddy jumpscared!
Written by Michaeldesantagtafan
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