Grazhdanskaya Oborona - ХУЙ - 1990

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I was an intern at Wyrgorod. In 2013, I got hold of a VHS tape saying "ГРАЖДАНСКАЯ ОБОРОНА - ХУЙ - 1990.04.12". I inserted the tape in, and it began with some studio chatter (translated from the Russian as best I can):

  • Hey, Egor! Egor!
  • What?
  • We're taping right now.
  • Ok.
  • Get your guitar and head straight to the spot. Get the rest of the band to come down there! We've already got the tape of Chrissy and need to splice it in!

The quality was what you would expect of a 20-odd year old VHS tape - it was very grainy and in colour. The footage was dated 12.04.1990. I then saw a long-haired man, presumably Egor, running to the spot with an electric guitar in hand. Three more men followed. I saw one of the stage hands inserting a cassette copy of the album "Instruktsiya po vyzhivaniyu" to lipsync to.

The cameraman then went backwards to a spot further away from the stage, loaded the camera on a tray and the director then said "Is everyone ready? Ok, lights, camera, ACTION!" The cameraman then started wheeling the tray at breakneck speed, showing some cables. He then moved up to a view of Letov with his guitar. Letov started to strum in time with the track and lipsynced to it. The rest of the band played in time with him. Letov was running like mad around the room. It showed three more minutes of this stuff then, as the song cut out, the video ended. It cut to different footage, taped on 11 December 1989. It showed a top-down view of a naked, red-haired woman holding a dildo. She started pumping it in and out of her vagina while screaming for someone called Samantha. The masturbation ran for 12 minutes. What I saw next, I didn't expect.

Footage from the Ukrainian famine of 1932-33 was flashed. It was really graphic. I vomited all over the place.

When I woke up, there was blood all over the place. A swastika was carved into my chest. I rewound the VHS tape to after the Holodomor footage, and saw a bloody swastika with words flashing intermittently across it, such as "kill", "rape", "gas" and others. Film of a very young Samantha Armytage (Australian newscaster) was flashed. Samantha didn't look anymore than 15 in the tape.

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THIS IS A VERY SICK SOCIETY - EVERY JEW MUST BE GASSED - MY REWARD WILL BE SAMANTHA ARMYTAGE - GRAZHDANSKAYA OBORONA ARE HEROES AND SO WAS HITLER -


A note

We found the intern expired in the viewing room. This crap was found written on a paper and all over the room. The VHS tape was in his mouth and his chest had been ripped open. We unscrunched the tape reel and put it in another VHS shell.

It was blank.

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