HALF-LIFE 2 EPISODE THREE Part 1
9/14/2014
It was a crappiest day ever. So I wandered the neiiigghhbor hood IN THE FOCKING RAIN. Then I found a salesman with a game named Half Life 2 Copy. He told meh that it was fo' free. So I punch him in the crotch and took it liek: LALALALALA. I went home. Cam upstairs and locked the room yeah the room WAS LOCKED. So I turned on meh computer and played it. It started with the VALVE logo but the music was reversed. And a message sayin' LEAVE YOUR LIFE NAO. 2cliche4me. And the source logo was saying DEAD.
LATER... It shows HALF LIFE 2 EPISODE 3 as the only selection so I played it. I was excited but it shows G Man In static and saying RISE AND SHINE MISTER in a demonic voice And he walked closer and closer until it blacks out. So it started playing, I played as Dr, Kleiner. In his lab, he was reviving a Headcrap Zombie and a Headcrab. But when the headcrab zombie came up he jumped on Kleiner's head and removing his head slowly and eating slowly. It tooked 2 hours after finishing Dr, Kleiner's head. And then... the game turned off and new file came up. Its called Gaben. I opened the folder and a link to a picture http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140117005915/random-ness/images/2/2f/Gaben_dancing.gif I nearly threw up of Gaben being slaughtered by a fast zambie. And I realized its going to be night time so I turned off my computer and went to sleep.
