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It was lunch time and I was hungry. I waited the long line right behind a bunch of fat kids to get my lunch. Once I got to the front, I saw one enchilada left. |
It was lunch time and I was hungry. I waited the long line right behind a bunch of fat kids to get my lunch. Once I got to the front, I saw one enchilada left. |
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"Miss, can I have that?” I asked the big ugly lunchlady. |
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"Sure you can. Good luck.” She gives off a smile showing her nasty yellow teeth. |
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"Good luck?” I questioned myself but then shook it off. |
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"Dumb bitch.” I remarked. |
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I got to my table where all my outcast reject assholes were. I sat down and noticed a horrible stench in air, even my idiot friends noticed. It was my enchilada giving that disgusting smell. |
I got to my table where all my outcast reject assholes were. I sat down and noticed a horrible stench in air, even my idiot friends noticed. It was my enchilada giving that disgusting smell. |
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"Are you actually going to eat that?!” One of my bitch friends said. |
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"Shut the fuck up! I’ll eat what I want.” I snapped back. |
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I did the unthinkable and shoved a chunk of enchilada into my mouth. Big mistake, the taste was so horrible it made my soul cry. I gagged and vomited all over my friend that was sitting right to me. |
I did the unthinkable and shoved a chunk of enchilada into my mouth. Big mistake, the taste was so horrible it made my soul cry. I gagged and vomited all over my friend that was sitting right to me. |
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"DUDE! WTF!” My asshole friend yelled in anger. |
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I ran to the water fountain and tried to rid the agonizing taste in my mouth but it was futile. I ran to the nurse vomiting on every kid and teacher in my path. Once I got to the nurse, she immediately sent me home. My mom picked me up from school carrying trash bags to vomit in. |
I ran to the water fountain and tried to rid the agonizing taste in my mouth but it was futile. I ran to the nurse vomiting on every kid and teacher in my path. Once I got to the nurse, she immediately sent me home. My mom picked me up from school carrying trash bags to vomit in. |
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On the way the back to my house, I filled the trash bag and then exploded in the car. My mom screamed and I heard a loud booming voice, |
On the way the back to my house, I filled the trash bag and then exploded in the car. My mom screamed and I heard a loud booming voice, "YOU ARE DOOMED!” |
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I thought it was the wind so I ignored it. |
I thought it was the wind so I ignored it. |
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Once we got to my house and cleaned up the vomit, I was sent to bed. I had massive violent super uber diarrhea that lasted for hours. While in the restroom, feeling the liquified shit gushing out of my asshole; I got a text message that said: |
Once we got to my house and cleaned up the vomit, I was sent to bed. I had massive violent super uber diarrhea that lasted for hours. While in the restroom, feeling the liquified shit gushing out of my asshole; I got a text message that said: |
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"You shouldn’t have done that.” |
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I thought |
I thought "OMG BEN” and then I started shitting bricks that broke the toilet letting all my shit pour over the floor. |
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After that, I started to feel better so I got my computer and started fapping to porn. While watching |
After that, I started to feel better so I got my computer and started fapping to porn. While watching "10 guys, one ass” It started showing pictures of mutilated enchiladas and a demonic voice saying, "YOUR END IS NEAR!” |
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I got so scared that I jumped out the window. |
I got so scared that I jumped out the window. |
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I woke up in a hospital bed and the doctor walks in the room. |
I woke up in a hospital bed and the doctor walks in the room. |
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"You’re a stupid ass motherfucker for jumping out the window.” The doctor snared. |
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I responded back, |
I responded back, "Go fuck yourself and go suck a dick.” |
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"You know what! I will!” The gay doctor said with pride as he walked out the room with a male nurse. |
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Once I and my mom left the hospital, I asked her: |
Once I and my mom left the hospital, I asked her: |
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"What are we having for dinner?” |
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She replied, |
She replied, "Enchiladas.” |
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