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My friend sent me a text at that moment. I checked my phone; It looked like spam, but I read it anyway.
I didn't click that shit. I'm not a dumbass. My friend probably got hacked. Poor guy. I put it back in my pocket and went back to eating the banana.
My phone vibrated again and I saw the same message sent to me by another friend:
{{email|Scavenger hunt in town! Follow this link. https://img.gamers.cookies.horse.com}}
I was starting to get annoyed. I turned off my notifications and finished my banana. I threw the peel in the trash, and walked outside. The air was crisp and warm, and made me want to take a walk. I locked my door before leaving, walking down the sidewalk enjoying the weather. That's when I saw a piece of paper laying on the ground underneath a rock. I picked it up.
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"Try this on for size, bitch!" I screamed, and rearranged the letters of "HORSE" and added the W, making it "WHORES".
The horse amazingly turned into two whores, and the music stopped playing. The whores came up to me and started kissing me on the cheek. I must've saved them from the horse... but no. I was wrong. The whores both took off their faces and revealed themselves to be two more horses! They both had concealed a knife in their pockets, stabbing me on either side of the head. I was a goner. I'm writing this... with ...... the last of my strength.... horses are evil..... .... ugh..... help....... wesley willis.... ugh.... horse
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