How Jeff the Killer Got His Name Stolen By A Fucking Troll Or Some Shit And Got It Back!
Little do people know that popular creepypasta character, Jeff the Killer, has an actual life outside of killing people. I can even give you a real story for proof. Jeff the Killer was doing his morning routine of drinking 15 gallons of blood.
He then decided it was time to kill people. What happened next was shocking as shit! He tried to scare the humans first by pissing and shitting on them, but that buffoonery didn't work.
"Hey, how come this shit doesn't work," Jeff asked a human. "It's me, Jeff the Killer, you should be scared," he continued. "No, you're the shitty popular Trollpasta character, Bleff the Biller," the human said.
Jeff was fucking confused. Until he saw people crying and scared from Bleff the Biller. "WAAAAA, Jeff the Killer, stop scaring me with your good grammar but spelling errors, it's killing me," the humans bitched. "Fuck no, bcuz dats 4 da LOLZ and dis iz very funnies interwebz slang," Bleff funnily said.
Jeff the Killer finally encountered Bleff the Biller since both their creations. "Bleff, be a good chap and give me my fucking name back so I can terrorize people," Jeff said. "Fuck no, bcuz I think u shuld rly fuck urself bcuz dat wuld maek very funnies memez," Bleff replied.
"Bleff, stop your nonsense spelling, nobody wants this to be Godlys' second 'Da worst kweepypast Evah: Lincoln Latroods trouble with Da Bois in blue'," Jeff commanded Bleff. "ENGLISH MUDDAFUGGA, DO U SPEAK IT, Bleff quoted from Trollpasta Wiki. "It's 1 of da Trollpasta suggestions, dat we can maek posts dat r writen liek dis but 2 maek sure da posts r readable," Bleff said.
"Yes, dat pasta u mentioned was unreadable and painfully unfunnies, but at least mah talking's readable dawg," he continued. "But, while I'm sometimes a troll, I never make spelling errors like that purposely, to be me, you can't do that no no shit," Jeff mentioned to Bleff. "Fine, can I haz a translation from da epik troll language 2 normal language, plz," Bleff asked as he checked the translation.
Soon came a battle between Jeff the Killer and Bleff the Biller. But before we get to that shit, let's see how Jeff the Killer even got his shitty name stolen by a fucking troll to begin with. Jeff the Killer was making a boring a nerdy script for some sort of video game. Suddenly he got a bad case of the munchies, so he went to make 50 cups of GFuel into a non-nutritious but delicious meal for him to eat.
While he was making his fucking meal, Bleff the Biller sneaked into the computer script. Bleff typed "in real life, turn Jeff the Killer into Bleff the Biller and vice versa". "TROLOLZLOLZLOLZLOLOLOLZLOLZLOLZLOLZ, now Jeff's game will be broken and he'll get lots of infamy," Bleff the Biller giggled as he left the building. You see, Bleff the Biller and Jeff the Killer were big enemies.
Little did Bleff know, something much better for him happened. Even though they kept the same personalities, Bleff the Biller and Jeff the Killer fucking switched bodies! And now, we're here, so let's continue to the battle.
"Bleff, this place isn't big enough for the both of us, we're going to have to fight to death to see who wins the name," Jeff claimed. "Wait, this fucking shit is fucking bigger than my penis, so yes it is big enough, I could only see it not being that fucking way if your mom didn't die and still lived here," Bleff trolled Jeff.
That hit Jeff hard, so he grabbed an AK47 to rip Bleff's name tag off him. It worked so he made a name tag to claim his name back. But The Rock ripped it into shreds and punched Jeff multiple times. Jeff would bring Mao Zedong back from his grave to make another famine.
But Bleff the Biller ran lightning fast, because he was a scared little pussy. That is until Pete Davidson saw him and kicked Bleff in the balls. Jeff walked up to Bleff, who was bitching in fucking shitty ass pain. That was the moment, Jeff the Killer took Bleff's new name tag and beaten up his ass.
In the end Jeff the Killer finally lived a life. He proved that creepypasta killers can live outside of killing people, too. Both Jeff the Killer and Bleff the Biller realized that their names weren't just their iconic identities, but also their fucking state of their shitty beings. Without their names, they're nothing.
Written by Godlys
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