How My GTA V Online Character Got Into The World Of Tamriel Including Whiterun
Hello my name is Zeronx Lighten. I'm from Los Santos, San Andreas. I'm just the average mute you would encounter. I wanted to talk about the time I ended up at a strange place of people and beast people. This all happened as an average day ever but as getting and going as the average day as usual getting out of my condo. I got outside in the Bravado Buffalo STX. Just as I got out of the garage. I heard multiple NOOSE SWAT sirens. Sounded as they come closer. I drove up to where the sound was. I saw 3 NOOSE Grangers and 2 FIB Buffalo but the model was the Bravado Buffalo S. But instead of the NOOSE Officers on the other 2 SUVs it was the ALB SWAT Team along with Shadow Company and the NOOSE Team on the other SUV in the 1st Buffalo S was Asagi and Ika in the 2nd Buffalo S was Honoka and Femme Not Important.
I followed along and saw they stopped and they Ambushed a zoophile. I got out of my Bravado Bison. I approached the ALB SWAT Unit and said Hello to Shirou in ALB SWAT Gear and he responded with "Hi there!' They went back to the cars and drove off. I saw Kero The Wolf get dragged by demons and sent to hell. I decided to go to a bar that has a restaurant. I went in and saw Thundersnipe and Pastor Martin Ssempa having some beer. Thundersnipe drank 1 while Pastor Martin Ssempa drank 4. I decided to get a Coke. I asked the bartender Simon Ghost Riley for a Coca-Cola can in which he did. "Pastor, I think that's enough." Thundersnipe. "No no no no! I'm fine!" Pastor Martin Ssempa said drunken. He started to yell and rant about "Children and Ice Cream." Then the Creepy Ice Cream man from the Little Baby's Ice cream gets in the bar.
"Ice Cream is a sin and what you're doing is working for Epstein!" Pastor Martin Ssempa said to the creepy ice cream man. I then decided to go outside. I saw a Stray dog. A husky. I decided to approach it. Big mistake. It was Smile Dog. It bites me on my chest then out of nowhere a GTA Online Spammer on a flying bike. Starts heading towards me. He fires his missile at me and Smile Dog. But something strange happened. The impact to Smile Dog cause an large explosion so powerful it caused the GTA Online Spammer to fly out of his bike. I got thrown into the restaurant by the impact and landed on a table. Pastor Martin Ssempa was singing the Rick-Roll song in a drunken manner. The GTA Online Spammer crashes through the ceiling and lands on Pastor Martin Ssempa. The GTA Online Spammer fractured his penis and began to groan in pain like Peter Griffin hurting his knee. "What the hell?" Kitty Softpaws said.
Puss cringed but nearly laughed. "This is what happens when you eat Ice Cream! if there's any children please step out! This is a parental hentai moment!" Pastor Martin Ssempa said getting up still drunk looks like it's about fade out. "Why you crying?!" George Lopez said to the GTA Online Spammer still groaning like Peter Griffin. Joe Swanson used his nightstick to hit the GTA Online Spammer's dick injury and he suffered dick loss still groaning in pain like Peter Griffin. Angel from King Of Fighters approached and asked if I am ok. I told her I am ok. Fluttershy in her appearance from the MLP Goodwill DVD Edgelord CreepyPasta sent by The Cosby District burst through the door and attempted to ambush the restaurant but we're quick. Pastor Martin Ssempa, Thundersnipe, Simon Ghost Riley, and I took out our guns and shot Fluttershy. Thundersnipe and Simon Ghost Riley approached her and confirmed that Fluttershy died. Me and Angel approached the open door to leave but a flash of light appeared after Smile Dog somehow exploded in Chocolate.
We covered my eyes for 4 minutes until we uncovered them and saw that Me and Angel were in a forest and no longer in Los Santos. We were was in a cart driven by knight armored guys on a horse. I was next to some guys that Me and Angel don't know. "Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there." Ralof said. "Watch your Goddamn mouth pendejo!" Angel snapped at the guy. "Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn't been looking for you, I could've stolen that horse and been half way to Hammerfell. You there. You and me we shouldn't be here. It's these Stormcloaks the Empire wants." Lokir said. "I came from Los Santos and I have nothing to do with this" I said. "I don't even know where the hell are we, Fantasma!" Angel said. "We're all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief." Ralof said. "I am going to This is Sparta your bitch ass off this damn cart!" Angel shouted "Shut up back there!" The guard said. "Fuck you!" Angel shouted. "And what's wrong with him?" Lokir said. "Watch your tongue! You're speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High King." Ralof said. "Ulfric? The Jarl of Windhelm? You're the leader of the rebellion. But if they captured you... Oh gods, where are they taking us?" Lokir said. "I am not part of this shit!" Angel said. "I don't know where we're going, but Sovngarde awaits." Ralof said. "No, this can't be happening. This isn't happening." Lokir said. "Hey, what village are you from, horse thief?" Ralof said. "Why do you care?" Lokir said. "A Nord's last thoughts should be of home." Ralof said. "Rorikstead. I'm from Rorikstead." Lokir said. "Shor, Mara, Dibella, Kynareth, Akatosh! Divines, please help me" Lokir said. "Look at him! General Tullius, the Military. And it looks like the Thalmor are with him. Damn elves, I bet they had something to do with this. notices where they are This is Helgen... I used to be sweet on a girl from here. I wonder if Velod is still making that mead with juniper berries mixed in... Funny, when I was a boy Imperial walls and towers used to make me feel so safe." Ralof said.
We then then got off and saw the parents bring their kids inside their houses. "I am not associated with this shit! Your fucking military have been smoking grass!" I yelled. We then got unloaded and got in a line. They called us one at 1 at a time. When the female guard called up Lokir. He ran and got killed. "Does anyone else feel like running?" The female guard said. "I'll kick your ass puta If I was not tied up!" Angel yelled at the female guard. The male guard called me. I decided to mess with him by giving him a fake name. "Joe Mama Suck Mike Rotch" Then the guards started calling out Ulfric Stormcloak for causing war on Skyrim. They executed the other guy who they caught. Then the female guard told me that I was next. Just as they're going to do that to me. A dragon began attacking. Me and Angel were freed and took cover behind the walls. Then we found a Deluxo and an Oppressor MkII. Then we attacked the dragon and defeated it. We then flew off. We landed at a cave and encountered large spiders. I gave Angel my Special Carbine and armed myself with the Combat Shotgun. And shot the large spiders. It was way intense to fight them off.
A bear came out of nowhere and we fought it off. We headed back to our vehicles and Landed into a cave by a small village. We walked over there to see if we could find any food. I accidentally bumped into somebody. And they were absolutely pissed and the town began going after us. Me and Angel jumped into a river not realizing that it was a waterfall. We got dragged by the force of the waterfall. We somehow survived. We landed by a forest that is miles away from our cave spot. A male khajiit bandit attempted to rob us and I fought back. We then decided to wait until nightfall. We decided to get stealthy and steal off some Apple Pie and Bread. Then everything went into a fucking shitfest just as I accidentally stepped on a branch and the entire town woke up in a fucking heartbeat. And the Nords chased us off the town. Then not realizing the same thing happened. Then we nearly got robbed by another male Khajiit and I fought back. We headed to the meetup spot and ate the apple pie and bread. Then we slept. The next morning we woke up and decided to walk around the forest. Suddenly something bumped into me. A female Khajiit with dark color armor and had the same type of mask that I had ran towards me. We fell and landed face to face. We had an awkward moment. Until we got up. And saw a Stormcloak soilder trying to capture her. "Stop you thief. I will make you into a rug!" The Stormcloak shouted. Then I shot him in the penis with the Pistol.
The Stormcloak soilder began groaning in pain like Peter Griffin. "Wow! that's really great skill!" The female Khajiit said. "Thanks" I replied. "Well how did this happened!" Angel said. "I was escaping the prison" The female Khajiit said. "Wow! You were in lock up while Me and Zeronx almost got executed but it was then interrupted by a dragon ambush!" Angel said. "I found the thief and the thief sympathizers!" The injured Stormcloak said. "Shut the hell up bitch!" Angel said. Then Angel shot him in the face. More Stormcloaks soldiers began to arrive. I then gave the female Khajiit the Assault Rifle MK2. And we fought off the Stormcloaks. We then decided to go up to the cave spot. On our way to the spot. 5 people wearing black hooded robes attempted to attack the female Khajiit. Me and Angel shot at them. One fell down and the other 4 ran off. The female Khajiit then shot at the ones fleeing but the almost hit them "It's possibly some bandit gang!" The female Khajiit said. I then approached the dead bandit to unveil one of the attackers and it turns out to be the gnome that Charmx hates. "That is not a gang! it's fucking Caillou's cowardly bitch friends!" Angel said. "We got to get to the spot before everything gets insane." I said. We then got to the spot and got in our vehicles. "By the way before we head out. What's your name?" Angel said.
The female Khajiit revealed her name to be Skyfrost. We then headed out flying the air. "You know what's crazy?" Skyfrost said. "What?" Angel asked. "Some old guy in the prison got Pill Cosby'd by an Orc" Skyfrost said. "Oh my god really???" Angel said. "Yeah, that's why I wanted to escape to not be slipped by someone because the prisons are not secured." Skyfrost said. "What were you in there for?" I asked. "Stealing apples. What were you guys about to killed for" Skyfrost answered. "The wrong place at the wrong time!" I answered back. We then went to a large city. And parked by the Mansion. We then heard moaning sounds coming from the Mansion. I heard some female voice moanly said "Hi Penis" Then out of nowhere. More Stormcloaks soldiers began to try to attack us. Then we shot at them, killing them. We were about to head down to a restaurant nearby. More Stormcloaks soldiers attempted to attack us. Then they were killed by Seth The Incubus, Bowsette, Trooper, Ika The Legendary Super Saiyan, Ultra Instinct Shaggy, Yatsu Kuro, Hell Knight Ingrid, and Korra.
"Damn Stormcloaks, They never learn!" Seth The Incubus said. Then he saw us. "I may have recognized you from somewhere." Seth The Incubus. "You're the guy who fought off the Dragon with a flying bike along with the woman with the flying car!" Hell Knight Ingrid said. "That must be them," Korra said. "What's your skill?" Ika said. "You both must have been brave and wise!" Yatsu Kuro said. "How do you mange that vehicle?" Trooper said. "Everyone settle down." Ultra Instinct Shaggy said. "You are The Ghost?!" Seth The Incubus said. "Yeah." I responded."Glad to see you." Seth The Incubus said. "Thanks." I responded. "I see you have guests here." Seth said. "Yeah" I said. Another one of Caillou's helpers attempted to destroy Trooper's shop. Me,Angel and Skyfrost shot at them. We approached the one that got hit. and it's revealed to be Tails shot multiple times. We checked the shop. Thankfully it was not too damaged. The wood frame is tough. Then we headed to the Mansion. And we had dinner which was really good. We then did several tasks with other Empires that are allies to The Bayona Empire. Taking out the Bandits and returning the stolen books to them to the head of the empires. We then met up after fighting them off at. Out of nowhere The Stormcloaks, Caillou's allies began attacking the empire. We fought back. A dragon attempted to kill us but then another dragon imitating Mario doing a plane noise attacked it. Out of nowhere "The Giant Mario Head" from the "Mario Teaches Typing" and that's been featured in a couple of YTP's Then out of nowhere Dagon The Dark. Killed Caillou, Ulfric and Caillou's allies. Windhelm surrenders.
In the aftermath Windhelm ends up being run by another leader and peace returns. The dragon that attacked the other dragon was revealed to be Paarthurnax. The Dragon that was defeated was Dagon The Dark. We celebrated the massive "W" we conquered. The next Me, Seth, Angel, The female guard and the male guards from the Imperial Territory which are also allies of The Bayona Empire sorted out everything that happened in the beginning of what happened of how it could have a tragic accident of mistaken identity.
Credited to Seth Bayona & Zeronx Lighten
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