I Didn't Forward That Email

You know those stupid spam emails you get that tell you if you don't forward it to someone you will die? Yeah, I got one of those.

But I didn't forward it.

It all started on a Saturday when I was browsing my computer and then I checked my email.

"THIS MESSAGE WAS SENT TO YOU BY DEAD SARAH, A LITTLE GIRL WHO DIED ON EMAIL IF YOU DON'T FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO YOUR (0) FRIENDS YOU WILL ALSO DIE!!"

I laughed so hard I pissed in my Supreme underwear. Who could ever believe this? I instantly threw the email away.

Two days later I heard a knock at my door..

I walk to the door and was greeted not by a person but a pungent stinky smell. Oh.. never mind, here comes someone.. wait is that a little girl?

"hello I am here to kill you, you never forward my email."

"You smell like shit and your email is dumb, get out of my house!"

"fine"

She walked her stinky ass out and I slammed the door.

Just as I turned around she appeared, and I kicked her 8 feet across my living room. She crashed through the wall..

Then, I died.

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FORWARD THIS STORY TO YOUR (0) FRIENDS OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE

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Credited to Lockwood85 

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