I Don't Think Our New Cat Is Normal

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Hey, so something spoopy happened and I wanted to post it on not-shitty nosleep, but I clearly have less talent than a dead flea when it comes to writing (or anything, besides making salad dressing or my easy af job). So I'll share with you guys!

The other day we adopted two adult Siamese cats, a brother and a sister; Boy Catte and Girl Catte respectively. Everything was fine and dandy until I felt the hairs on my neck and face and foot stand on end. Girl Catte was staring at me so deeply and intently that I quite nearly shit my pants.

I know Siamese are very intelligent and shit, so I brushed it off. Mom told me it was ok. She had a Siamese before I was born and that cat was smart and talkative and looked like she knew all the answers to the universe.

Boy Catte likes sitting next to us like a sentinel, guarding us. But we soon realized he was guarding us from his own sister. Next time she stared at me her eyes turned into human eyes and she said "What are u lookin at punk" and then I died.


Credited to mysticaltater 

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