I Have Become Like Walter White

I've become so much like Walter White it's scary. I wear black sunglasses and a beige coat, verbally assault my family, and physically assault my friends. When I look in the mirror I can't help but say, "we need to cook". Which means "making meth" in American. I shaved my hair because I don't care anymore. So now I have to cover it with a hat, and I don't care what people think SO SHUT THE FUCK UP JESSE. I always leave an RV on my porch and go out of my way to show everyone to remind them that I am in control. When I see dogs getting taken on walks, I get mad at them for not being free like I am. I can't have sex with my girlfriend anymore without forcing them to dress as Jesse or Hank. When I go to get fast food I refuse to call them French fries and I insist to call them freedom fries. I just keep moving forward, until my enemies are destroyed.

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