I Met the Wandering Jew
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So, I was at some New Year's Eve art auction (dragged along by my parents) and met this old dude who claimed to be the wandering jew. Said he had called Jesus out so bad his balls were older than Big Ben.
"How's that working out for you?" I asked.
"I got to admit," He said, "For a couple thousand years it was pretty shit."
"Yeah, so, what's changed?"
"The internet." He said with a wink.
"The internet?"
"Yeah, and more specifically; internet porn."
I choked on my drink, shocked at what this old guy was telling me.
"They've got fucking everything on there."
My champagne fuzzed through my nose.
"Big tits, big butts, whatever. You name it, it's there..." He smirked to himself as if imagining all the dirty videos he'd seen. "Jesus thought he was teaching me a lesson and, for a while, perhaps he was. Then I found this..."
He showed me some pretty explicit stuff on his phone. It was an odd situation but I tried to take it for what it was. If you were bored, really bored, you might have watched that stuff.
"So," I said, after thinking over the situation, " You're telling me you've been cursed with eternal life forever and after thosands of years you've found the only meaning in life is in internet pornography?"
"That's right." He said, smiling.
"Oh, ok."
Credited to koalazeus
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