I hear pooping in my attic

Don't you hate that sound, of someone defecating in your toilet? Now how about you hear it in your attic..??!?!???!

I was trying to sleep in a fecal fetal position. There was a room to the attic toilet in my room. I keep hearing pooping noises in there. One day I tried to confront it, and heard eyes in front of me. It was so spoopy. It threw a toilet paper roll at me and I called the cops.

They came eventually while I was changing my pants and said they found a nest of poop in the attic. It might have been from the previous owner of the house but they would have to DNA test it first. They couldn't do any more but told me to try to poop somewhere else for a while until they could clean it up.

I don't know what to do now, so scared to sleep now because what if it comes back...

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