If you see him, you're already dead and just don't know it yet
This is the last thing that my buddy Kyle ever wrote before getting got, please do not laugh at this and pay your respects in the comments.
I was just browsing YouTube Shorts for 13 hours straight when I discovered this bizarre entity called "IDKSterling". The guy has an intro with a text to speech bot reading the top text before Santa laughs and a random sound effect plays before he explains the lore of the viral video. I have to watch Subway Surfers on another monitor and have Family Guy play in the background to focus because my brain has adapted to higher class entertainment like Skibidi Banban and Grimace Thug Shaker.
The video that I saw had the title "Would you jump in for $1,000,000 dollars". I witnessed what looked like a red portal on the ground, endlessly swirling. I saw many warped human faces and skulls inside of it. I heard the sounds of tormented screaming, ethereal groans, and "🎅🎅🦀💸". Sterling appeared at the bottom and in and spoke "If you enjoy cherry slushies, then I'm sorry for ruining your day. This is a portal that suddenly appeared right in front of a Waffle House. It shows the gateway to an infinite torture dimension. Argue about which religion it is from all you want, but PLEASE do not be like these idiots and jump right in. If you look at it for even a single second, you can tell that the people experiencing eternal damnation within are not having a jolly ol' time. The best way to survive this encounter is to avoid tripping and have an IQ above -1,000,000".
This short didn't phase me, I saw worse while watching my daily Pomni x Imposter videos on my wife's boyfriend's child's Ipad. If only the horror stayed there.
I was back to watching YouTube shorts and noticed my screen glitch out repeatedly. I closed YouTube and still saw the glitch. I threw my Ipad at the wall in a rage and it shattered. Despite being completely obliterated and scattered throughout the entire room, I still saw the glitch. A white glove emerged from a shard. He eventually revealed himself, a dark blue, unstable rabbit-like creature with red shorts and a psychotic smile. I was horrified, but thankful that it wasn't the OTHER blue furry for the hundredth time this week.
"Oh my fucking god, It's Bonnie FNAF". I yelled. He was visibly distressed at my statement.
"How did you call me a name even more insufferable than Clone Riggy? Pasta man is less humiliating than that. My name is Preston, and I will take over the entire platform!"
Preston reached over to me and tried to stab me with a spontaneously generated knife. I had to do what no one would ever dare do. I did what very few can comprehend. I did what the order of the universe had forbidden me from ever doing. I went outside. As I ran out, I saw a QR code appear above my house. It's probably a Rick Roll, so I didn't bother scanning it.
While I was there, I saw 2 construction workers creating a building. There was an exposed cable on the floor, laying there like it is daring OSHA to sue it. One of the workers saw it and tried to pick it up. While I was witnessing the upcoming incident, I suddenly heard a robotic voice in the room and a line of text stuck to the top of my vision. It read "Don't ever grab it without protection". The scariest part? THERE WAS NO SANTA. Multiple IDKSterlings appeared, one approaching the security camera and one approaching me. He tried to explain why shoving an exposed wire up your ass is not good for your digestive system, but I ran away. However, I kept seeing more Sterlings. Every direction. Every building. All Sterling.
Before I could run away from the city, I heard the robotic voice again.
"This man is already dead, he is just too stupid to figure it out 🎅🎅🐈"
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