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Line 1: ~~== '''~~{{note\|This is the last thing that my buddy Kyle ever wrote before getting got, please do not laugh at this and pay your respects in the comments.~~''' ==~~}} [[File:IDKSterling.png\|thumb\|The short is now deleted, WayBack Machine never archived it so I had to break into YouTube HQ just to show this. Videos will soon have 10 ads per interruption and using the skip button is punishable by death.]] I was just browsing YouTube Shorts for 13 hours straight when I discovered this bizarre entity called "IDKSterling". The guy has an intro with a text to speech bot reading the top text before Santa laughs and a random sound effect plays before he explains the lore of the viral video. I have to watch Subway Surfers on another monitor and have Family Guy play in the background to focus because my brain has adapted to higher class entertainment like Skibidi Banban and Grimace Thug Shaker. Line 11 ⟶ 13: "Oh my fucking god, It's Bonnie FNAF". I yelled. He was visibly distressed at my statement. "How did you call me a name even more insufferable than Clone Riggy? Pasta man is less humiliating than that. My name is Preston, and I will take over the entire platform!" Preston reached over to me and tried to stab me with a spontaneously generated knife. I had to do what no one would ever dare do. I did what very few can comprehend. I did what the order of the universe had forbidden me from ever doing. I went outside. As I ran out, I saw a QR code appear above my house. It's probably a Rick Roll, so I didn't bother scanning it. Line 19 ⟶ 22: "This man is already dead, he is just too stupid to figure it out 🎅🎅🐈" [[Category:Trollpasta]] [[Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ]] [[Category:Im died]] [[Category:DIALOGUE!]] [[Category:Stupid is as the main character does]] [[Category:That just raises more questions!]] [[Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG]] [[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]] {{Comments}} [[Category:Trollpasta]] [[Category:COMPUTERS_AND_INTERWEBZ]] [[Category:Im_died]] [[Category:DIALOGUE!]] [[Category:NSFW]] [[Category:Stupid_is_as_the_main_character_does]] [[Category:That_just_raises_more_questions!]]