Jason Decruelo

One day, I was playing Super Smash Bros. Melee for my Nintendo Gamecube when I noticed I forgot how to unlock Mewtwo from Pokemon. I went on my Microsoft Windows personal computer to check how to unlock him. I found out you have to play 20 hours of Super Smash Bros. Melee for the Nintendo Gamecube, so I left the game on a 4 player match and went on my Microsoft Windows personal computer some more. I decided to talk to my friend Kyle Stinsky over video-chatting service Skype. He was acting pretty strange today. I didn't know why, but I wanted to. I should have never wanted to know why.

He sent me an executable program file named TalkDirty.exe. I wondered why the hell he would send me a program named after a song by famous rapper Jason Joel Desrouleaux, who is also known as Jason Derulo. My friend Kyle hates the style of music named rap, especially famous rapper Jason Joel Desrouleaux, who is also known as Jason Derulo. The download took exactly 67 seconds and 22 milliseconds. I opened the executable program file named TalkDirty.exe on my Microsoft Windows personal computer and what happened horrified me.

There was a picture of famous rapper Jason Joel Desrouleaux, who is also known as Jason Derulo. He had darkish reddish skin, and horns of a bone-like matter. I think the executable program tried to make famous rapper Jason Joel Desrouleaux, who is also known as Jason Derulo, the Devil himself. I was shocked, not not too shocked at this picture that they had shown in the executable file. I decided to turn off my Microsoft Windows personal computer and go outside. Mewtwo from Pokemon had almost unlocked in Super Smash Brothers. Melee for the Nintendo Gamecube.

While I was going for a walk outside in a park in southern Albany, New York, I found famous rapper Jason Joel Desrouleaux, who is also known as Jason Derulo. famous rapper Jason Joel Desrouleaux, who is also known as Jason Derulo had looked exactly as the picture in the executable file had shown the famous rapper as. He had spoken in a very weird language, I say it may be gibberish, "HELO MI NAM IS JASSIN DEROOLO N I TINK U SUK BECUSS UR FRIEND KYLL DOSNT LIK ME HE SHLD DI IN A FYR! WY R YUO EVVEN FRANDS WITT HIM? HE SUKS!"

I said to famous rapper Jason Joel Desrouleaux, who is also known as Jason Derulo, "What? I don't understand."

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