Jeff plays Team Fortress 2
Jane came over to Jeff's house while Jeff was sleeping, and Jeff got angry and killed Jane with his hyper-realistic bloody knife. He went back to sleep for 2 more hours then woke up to eat breakfast. Slenderman visited his house. Slendy asked him, "What's your favourite FPS?" Jeff answered, "Battlefield 666". Slendy answered, "I see... but there are better first-person shooters". Jeff got angry and went Super Saiyan. "NOTHING IS BETTER THAN COD 64 and BF 666! Cockersucker!" Jeff shouted. Slenderman answered, "Play Team Fortress 2, then come back to me and say COD 64 and BF 666 are the best". "OKAY," Jeff answered. "I'll download the game on Steam". Then Slenderman left the house, but not before destroying his windows and doors, which pissed Jeff off, but after TF2 finished downloading, Jeff forgot about the whole incident and started playing TF2.
Jeff started playing the game, and played on a server called "The Swamp of Shrek" he played as PATRIXXX and rekt' everyone on the server. Then, he received a call from BEN, who asked if he could come over to Jeff's house. Jeff said "Okay," then got killed by a Blue Heavy. He was pissed off. BEN entered the house, and asked why the doors and windows were broken. "Cuz Slenderpiss destroyed it" said Jeff. "OMG, YOU'RE PLAYING TF2!" BEN exclaimed. "But, wait, how can you play as PATRIXXX if he doesn't even exist in this game?" "Wait, what?" Jeff answered, shocked. "PATRIXXX isn't supposed to be in this game?" BEN was silent. He didn't know how to answer Jeff's question. Pissed off that he got some other copy of the game, Jeff stabbed his ass for 12345989082798089237666 minutes. Then Sanic.exe arrived at Jeff's house and yelled at him to stop stabbing his ass and delete the copy of the game Jeff currently has.
Laughing Jack also arrived at Jeff's house and asked him rudely to delete TF2. Jeff tried to delete it, but 666 came on his screen, laughing with Shrek and EVIL PATRIXXX. Jeff dialled Slendy's number "888888" and asked him how to delete the game. Slendy came over to his house and destroyed his PC. Jeff, Jack, Ben and Sanic.exe screamed at Slendy, because he destroyed Jeff's PC. "THAT WAS MY PC, YOU FUCKER!" Jeff screamed and tried to stab Slendy. But Slendy raped Jeff and every other Creepypasta with his hyper-realistic tentacles. 666 then came out, saying, "Good job" to Slendy. Smile Dog woke up from his slumber, and realized what was happening. His owner was being raped. He dialled 911, but no response. Smile Dog sighed and just killed Slendy and 666. EVIL PATRIXXX and Shrek got mad and used their Banes to kill him. Then Slonderman was revived along with 666.
The End.
Read the prequel: Herobrine plays TF2: The Prequel
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