Jessica

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I met a woman named Jessica. I fell in love with her. She was my best friend.. I couldn't tell you how close we got. We spent one night drinking under the stars, trying to count them. Arguing which was already counted for. Discussing out future, what we wanted to be when we grow up. I was enamored via her hair. Her ample smile. Her non pontificating tone. Her glorious eyes, they were like the ocean when I stared into them.

I said "Jessica.. I don't get it. Like, I have never felt this way. The way you make me feel.. it isn't normal. I've never felt so great with anyone. I think.. fuck, I think I love you"

She looked at me and said, with elegancies, "very legitimate that is.. well I must tell you something. My name.. it isn't Jessica"

"No? What is it" I ask with peculiarity.

"It is Jessticas"

"What?"

"As in I'm gonna eat you because Justicas feel like it you bitch!" And she ate me and I felt every teeth and oh my god help me

Help... Me...



Credited to Very_legitimate 

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