Kirby star axis

I was playing my favorite game, axis and allies, with my only three friends when a mysterious package arrived. I hadn't ordered anything and my birthday was on the other side of the year so I grabbed a mask before opening it Incase it was a form of bioterrorism. When I opened it I noticed it was Kirby star allies. also inside was a note that said "take this as a form of good will." We finished the game and started playing it on  one of my friend's switches. When we started the game the logo said Kirby star axis. Also the heart of void termana, aka dark matter, was pink. All the Jamba hearts were pink. Even the fire in dedede's eye when he is possessed is pink. The heart that touches Kirby and turns pink, that failes to possess him but instead gives him the power to possess people, started out pink and turned purple. After we saw this I told my friends that this must be a bootleg so we should hope it is like psycho Walluigi not Sonic adventure 7. When we actually played the game I was clumsy enough to hit three first waddle Dee. I simply walked right through him with no problem. When I got to the sword knight, he didn't attack me. I inhaled him but I told my friends not to spawn. When the poppy bros. Jr jumped out he didn't even spawn a bomb. I tried to throw a friend heart at him, but when I hit the button to spawn one, it spawned a Jamba heart. Suddenly, when the cutscenes forced the heart on him, the guy turned evil and spawned a bomb. My friend hit the button to join and took control of the bomb guy. When I ran into him, we both took damage. I realized what was happening then. I threw a heart at a burning leo and one at a parosoul waddle Dee. If any of us touched, we would both take damage, even if it was player two to player three. There was a fire guy who was attacking so I walked into the fire, which didn't hurt me. I held up on the joy con and became sizzle sword. We then realized that this game would be boring but we decided we needed to fight a tree and a penguin. Kirby fans know who I'm talking about. We got to the whispy woods fight. He wouldn't attack any of us. I threw a Jamba heart at him and then the fight started. The fight played like normal, but when we killed him, he dropped a friend heart. We did the same thing to dedede's before we got need of almost killing each other. We took out the game and threw it away from my house.

 "Wanna come over tomorrow to play axis and allies again" I said as they were leaving.

 ‎"sure, but no Jamba hearts or apokilipses from meteorites"

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