Kyle the killer
My name is kyle, I live in tennese and i am now turning 10. I am killer, and slenderman my best friend. we always hang out, and you dont because you loser, unlike me. So slenderman tell me to go and murder people. So I take car and drive over 54 people, including my bully and other bullies. They all die, fuck you jonathan. I hate you. I am glad you dead, bitch. So then my bitch mother come in and I slap the shit out of her. then she leave and cry. I do the funny "troll" face and do dance. This is dance of the name simpson homer grind. It a dannce wher you put your both hand in front of your face and start grindin on that bitch. So then there's this one girl i love go by name sally and then i go to her and ask her if she want be my girlfriend and she say yes and we marry. and then i hav sex. then there is slenderman who now is give me super strenght again and then i get ULTRA STRENGTH!!!! I AM NOW STRONGER THAN MY BULLY JONATHAN WHO ALWAYS BEAT ME AND LAUGH AT ME. His mother is bitch and i have sex with her on the daily. "Fuck you Jonathan, I hope you burn in hell." Then I get knife and I stab and stab random homeless man who come at me. Then he say "Kyle there are worms under your skin rip them out get them out there are worms under your skin" and then I say "no". And I murder homeless man with a machete (the same one Jason from 13 use. And then I fight with evil patrick and evil mr krabs. Mr krabs say with scary voice "ahoy matey, you are stupid" and I answer "your mother" and then I beat the everliving shit out of him with my bare hands. I make him fear for his own existence. I show him the true meaning of pain. then patrick say "hello i am patrick and you wil die" and i say "no" and he say "ok" and then he leave back to hellbikini bottom of hell. i tel him "when u go hel tel jonathan i fucking hate him". he say "ok". Then I put mr krabs on a pan and cook and then I eat him. It was good taste. then i get super power from mr crab and i go fly out the universe and destroy entire universe of jonathan and then I destroy everything (except my house my friends my money my planet except for bad bullies and slenderman not explode i love slenderie man.) And then we go on and live happily ever after. I am now 35 and have 64264 children with my wife sally i love her.
FEAR ME.
FIN.
Written by Yemen2014
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