LOLSKELETONS

On May 18, 2001, the famous movie Shrek was released in theaters. On May 19, 2001, college student Waldo Partix went to see the movie with his nephew, Jeff. He was instantly in love. Shortly after, he went to see the movie by himself, bringing his video camera. He recorded the entire movie. Right after seeing it again, he went home and proceeded to masturbate to the entire movie.

By June 25, 2001, Mr. Patrix had shut out his entire family. His longtime boyfriend, Henry Goodman, had left him and not heard from him for weeks. On September 6, 2001, Mr. Patrix had made a rare public appearance. His right arm had a noticeably larger muscle mass than ever before.

After disappearing again, no one had heard from Mr. Patrix until November 12, 2001. He sent a letter to CBS, saying that he thought that they should have a Shrek-tastic life. On November 13, 2001, his skeleton was discovered alongside his roommate's skeleton. Both were dead from over-masturbation, the common cold, and setting themselves on fire. Upon seeing the skeletons, officer Leeroy Dickens started laughing, saying "LOL, skeletons!"

And thus, LOLSKELETONS was born.

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