Law and order SVU banned episode
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Hi my name is Greg and I am not a fan of law and order SVU. The only reason I know it exists is because my sister and mom watch this shit. They kicked me out of the house because I smashed the living room TV because mom wouldn't let me play fortnite so I live in a motel room now. One day I was throwing bricks at homeless people but then I got bored so I went to the store and tried to rent a movie at the redbox kiosk but this lady wouldn't stop annoying me by asking me about my opinion on Donald Trump and Joe Biden so I smacked the bitch and I bought bad boys for life.
I went to my motel room and locked the door. I opened the case but to my surprise there was no bad boys for life, instead there was a disc that said Law and order: Special victims unit complete season 20 disc. I was so fucking pissed that I grabbed my case for call of duty modern warfare 3 2023 and fucking tore the disc in pieces. (The new modern warfare 3 fucking sucks anyways) So I turned on my Playstation 4 and put in law and order SVU in. There were like two fucking commercials. The first commercial looked like a anti smoking ad but Mario and sonic were doing the fucking Hitler salute. "Mama Mia make sure to not smoke kids!" Mario said while he grabbed something in his pocket. "Smoking is bad and it can cause serious lung diseases." Sonic said while he grabbed a vape. "Instead vape like-a the cool kids do!" Mario said. Then Mario and sonic kept rambling about how we all should start another American Civil War so communism can reign in the United States. Then some fucking military soldiers bust through the door and began shooting sonic and Mario to death before one of the soldiers threw a grenade in the room and the whole fucking room exploded.
Then the second commercial came but it looked like some shitty animation that was made by Disney in the 2010s. Johnny sins came in the room and he said "Get ready for your checkup." I just wanted to watch the movie so I fucking skipped the commercial and it went to the show without a main menu. The law and order logo came on and the intro played as usual. The camera cut to a couple in a kitchen while the husband was sitting down at the table waiting for the wife to cook breakfast while reading a newspaper. "Dinners ready!" The wife said before a guy dressed as the fucking skeleton off the nightmare before Christmas came in with a AK 47 and began shooting the fucking walls and windows. "YO YO YO MOTHA FUCKAZ WHERE THE FUCKING MONEY AT BITCHES!!" The guy in the skeleton suit said before he mercilessly murdered the couple. He then went on a rant about how the United States government does absolutely nothing to help its citizens before the camera went to detective Rollins and Fin came on the crime scene. There were multiple police officers on the scene. "Damn these bitches got smoked like a fucking blunt." Detective Rollins said in a shitty Eminem voice impression that sounded like it was voiced by Logan Paul.
I was so confused as that I have never seen something like this on the show at least while watching it with my sister or mother a couple times. Then Fin (who is played by ice T) did the fucking gangnam style. Then the second intro played but someone was singing with lyrics in a awful Peter griffin voice impression which was in perfect sync with the theme. "Oh I just had a fucking sperm cramp, in my fucking penis. I was enjoying some sex, Until I realized it was Riley fucking kilo. Then I got caught cheating and my bitch wife was talking shit, Before I grabbed my gun and shot her in the fucking head.
Then I went to my local drug dealer, To snort some fucking Crack. Then I went home, And went to sleep. Then I heard someone knock, on my flicking door. Then I fucking beat the shit out of a police officer." That fucking intro song was fucking shit. Then it went to the manhattan SVU. Detective Benson arrived on the scene while doing the fucking griddy. "So do we have any information on the person who asked?" Detective Benson asked. Then a FUCKING SHITTY CGI ANIMATED SANTA CLAUSE CAME IN THE FUCKING ROOM! "Hey bitch!" Santa said to Benson. "Who the fuck are you calling a bitch?!" Benson said to Santa. Before Santa and Benson turned into duckling super Saiyans and fucking went through the fucking roof and the camera went into the sky. Then the sonic cd jp boss fight theme started playing. "I'm about to kick your fucking teeth in BITCH!" Santa Claus said. "Bring it on MOTHER FUCKER!" Captain Benson said before she charged against Santa Claus and punched Santa Claus several twenty times before Santa Claus grabbed Benson and threw so hard towards a helicopter and the helicopter crash landed into the new York Yankees stadium.
Captain Benson flew towards Santa Claus and round house kicked him so fucking hard that Santa Claus crashed through the world trade center and world trade center ended up collapsing and then Santa Claus crashed into a apartment complex in the Bronx. Then batman was on screen and he was mercilessly beating a fucking child because the child stole a fucking dollar bill from his mom's purse. Then Santa Claus fucking super jumped towards Benson before giornos theme from jojos bizarre adventure played and the Sonic cd jp boss fight stopped playing. "You have underestimated me saint Nicholas." Benson said. Benson started mercilessly beating the shit out of the cgi Santa Claus. Santa Claus was screaming. Then Benson stopped and elbowed Santa Claus into the fucking ground. Then giornos theme stopped playing. The episode stopped. My TV short circuited and stopped working after that. I am never going to fucking watch law and order SVU ever the FUCK again.
Written by michaeldesantagtafan
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