Little Einsteins: The Evil Einsteins
Before we start this story, I would like to tell you about a Playhouse Disney show from 2005 called "Little Einsteins" if you are living under a rock.
the show is about 4 kids named Leo, Quincy, Annie and June and they go on musical adventures with their red rocketship named Rocket, however there was one episode that's never been released before, so here's our story.
I was at Checkers, ordering a chicken sandwich with fries, and a drink, when I got home to eat my food, I saw a package with a picture of Rocket, I opened it up, and to the excitement of my eyes, it was a Little Einsteins DVD boxset.
The cover consists of the team and Rocket flying in a sky background with the text above them reading out "Little Einsteins: Welcome Aboard the Complete Mission Series".
I was seriously surprised to see a rare find, so I finished my lunch, took the boxset to my room, and proceeded to put the Disc in my DVD player, it started with the Walt Disney Home Entertainment logo, but the sky was red instead of blue, and the logo was completely damaged, and when the star stretched its beam of light, blood splattered everywhere while a child screaming was heard in the background. Then it had a Playhouse Disney Original logo, but it looked off too, the sky was black, and the sun and the bird look like they were somehow injured, and they somehow started to speak.
"Help us… please." the sun spoke, in the voice of Kelly from Handy Manny. "Me and the bird are being bullied, because… we were too weak to stop them."
"They also made us look like jerks!" the bird groaned, in the voice of Mr. Pencil from Mr. Pencil Saves Doodleburg. about to cry "Please... tell them not to do it… save yourselves… please… will you?"
after their speech, it faded to black for 5 seconds, and it shows previews from other Disney movies and Playhouse Disney shows, it then took me to the menu, it showed the Little Einsteins in multicolored boxes (Orange for Leo, Green for Quincy, Blue (or Pink) for Annie, Purple for June, and Red for Rocket), the menu options were "Play All, Episode Selection, Visit Playhouse Disney, Special Features, and Settings". I then pressed the Play All button to watch all the episodes featured, but before any could play, there was a warning, it took place in the night sky and the text was in the style as the credits.
"WARNING: this DVD contains an episode that has not been suitable for younger viewers to watch, it was by an animator at Curious Pictures, she goes by the name of "Raquel Doberstone", she was fired for her gruesome episode ideas, so watch at your own risk, also let the missions begin."
"Oh my god…" I muttered. "Here comes the madness."
After the warning, the DVD began at the first episode from 2005 called "Ring Around the Planet" and ended at the last episode from 2009 called "Little Elephant's Big Parade", plus it had two movies (one was Our Huge Adventure from 2005 and the other was Rocket's Firebird Rescue from 2010) if you're lucky enough to watch them.
Then after all the episodes, it showed the theme song, but the logo was horror themed.
Also, when the curtains opened, the sky was dark red and the music was so demonic, but Leo, Quincy, Annie, June and Rocket didn't mind it at all.
Then afterwards, the logo came up, but it was the same earlier.
After the scary intro, the curtains closed.
The title card came down, from the screen, it read out "The Evil Einsteins", A demon was present instead of either of the Einsteins. it read the title aloud, and then noted about how the animators would usually insert the art and music of the day.
It started out with the Rocket Room, Leo, Annie, Quincy, June and Rocket were looking at the blood red sky.
"Hi!" Leo greeted. "There's something very strange about the sky."
"Do you see what I see, guys?" Quincy asked.
"No, I am quite scared…" Annie whimpered.
"Do you know, Rocket?" June asked.
Just then, Rocket started growing eyes and a mouth.
"I don't know." Rocket spoke, in the voice of Billy West who voiced Ellyvan from Jungle Junction. "It's usually some weird thing, right?"
This was very VERY shocking to me, Rocket never spoke, grew eyes, and mouth before.
"Wha- Rocket?!" Leo gasped.
"You… you can talk for the first time?!" June questioned.
"Well, I can." Rocket stated. "I usually communicate by making xylophone sounds."
"How is that even possible, Rocket?" Annie asked. "When did you learn to do that?"
"Well… I just drank a potion yesturday and gained the abillity to speak for the first time and-"
Before Rocket could finish, a dark figure appeared by the kids and Rocket.
"I cannot believe it!" Quincy gasped shocked and scared at the same time.
"Excuse me." Leo whimpered. "b-but who are you?"
"I'm the Music Demon, and you four are my next vessels! Including you, rocket!" The Music Demon berated.
The Music Demon then grabbed the kids and Rocket.
The Little Einsteins and Rocket screamed as they were being choked and blood came out of their mouths.
While Leo, Quincy, Annie, June and Rocket were being chocked, their looks began to change.
Leo now had a dark red shirt, his shoes were maroon, his hair was red and his glasses were broken.
Annie now had dark red overalls, a red shirt, her shoes were black and her hair was down.
Quincy now had a sharp hat, and dark red shirt, black pants and crimson shoes.
June now had a sharp dress, and her slippers were also black and spiky.
And Rocket now had spikes, while his metal was scratched.
The Music Demon then let go of their necks as they fell onto the floor with no pulse.
The Little Einsteins then got up but didn't say anything, Just then, Leo began to speak, but he spoke this in a demonic voice, "We are no longer the Little Einsteins anymore, we are now..."
"The Evil Einsteins!" Annie, Quincy, June, and Rocket finished also in their demonic voices.
"With our evil powers, we're going to destroy this world, no one can stop us!" Leo berated, and the Little Einsteins team laughed manically.
It then cut to Big Jet, just then, the Little Einsteins teleported in front of him.
"Hello, Big Jet." Rocket greeted.
Big Jet grew a face and said,
"HEY!" Big Jet yelled, in the voice of Jason Bateman. "GET LOST! What do you want?"
I was confused because Big Jet never spoke before.
"We're here to put an end to your stealing days!" Annie yelled.
The team then decided to kill Big Jet, they laughed evilly while Big Jet screamed in agony, but it wasn't over yet.
It cuts to Melody the Music Pet getting ready to sing, until the Little Einsteins teleported to Melody the Music Pet.
"Hey there, pet." Leo greeted, sinisterly.
"Leo?" Melody whimpered, in the voice of Lara Jill Miller, "Is that you?"
Leo then chuckles sinisterly "We're here to destroy everything and you'll be done for!"
"WHAT!?!" Melody screeched, just then Leo conducted the music really loud, Annie sang with her microphone loudly, and the music was a metal recreation of "In the Hall of the Mountain King by Edvard Grieg", Melody screamed as she covered her ears.
Just then Melody exploded as purple blood splattered everywhere.
"That is what we call music!" Leo mocked.
Soon afterwards, it showed Little Red Train who was chuffing along with a big load of trucks, just then, the Little Einsteins teleported in front of him.
"Hi guys!" Little Red Train greeted in the voice of David Winn.
I was really REALLY stunned to hear Little Red Train speak.
Quincy asked in a demonic voice "Where do you think you are going, red train?"
"Well, I am on my way to...
"Oh really?" Rocket asked. "That is why I am going to scrap you!"
"Huh?" Little Red Train asked.
Just then, Rocket used a engine scrapper, Little Red Train screamed as he was being scrapped.
Later, it cut to Purple Plane and Green Helicopter flying around in the sky, the Little Einsteins teleported in front of them also.
"Hi, you two flying friends!" Annie greeted in a sinister voice.
Purple Plane and Green Helicopter grew some faces.
Green Helicopter let out a scream of fear, while Purple Plane simply gasped.
"Guys?!" Green Helicopter gasped, in the voice of Phil Vischer.
"Yeah." Purple Plane agreed in the voice of Madigan Kacmar.
I was confused that Purple Plane and Green Helicopter spoke for the first time.
"Are You looking forward to flying?" June asked.
"Yes, isn't the sky beautiful?" Purple Plane wondered.
The Little Einsteins then got out their weapons getting ready to kill the duo.
"Purple Plane, we have to evacuate!" Green Helicopter panicked with a scared look.
Purple Plane nodded as she and Green Helicopter flew away to evacuate, the flew away went on for 20 minutes or so, suddenly Rocket activated his vacuum and sucked up Green Helicopter, he screamed as if his voice actor is being tortured badly.
"Green Helicopter, No!" Purple Plane screamed.
Rocket then let go of the demolished corpse of Green Helicopter, and it smashed Purple Plane into pieces.
It then cut to the Music Monsters, about to sing.
"Hello, Little ones." Quincy greeted, with a sinister smile.
"Hey guys." Little Red Monster greeted in the voice of Tad from Leap Frog. "What brings you here?"
I was very confused to see Little Red Monster speak.
"What in the world is going on?!" I muttered.
The Little Einsteins didn't bother saying anything as they lit the monsters on fire, The monsters screamed as he was burning to death.
then it showed a montage of the Little Einsteins killing various people, it then cut to what was left of the Little Einsteins world, on fire, as various screams the Evil Einsteins have killed are heard in the background, as well as a distorted music box version of "Curtain Call" was played.
Just then, after 10 seconds of silence, the Little Einsteins teleported in front of the screen with glowing red eyes.
"Hello everyone." Leo sinisterly greeted, "We've killed all of our friends including this world."
Annie yelled, "To anyone who was watching this, we will come and kill you!"
As the Little Einsteins were laughing evilly and climbing onto Rocket, Leo said his usual sign-off quote "See you on the next mission."
It then took me to the credits, but the background was dark red, and the music was still distorted, and it then cut to the logos, but they weren't any better at all. The Playhouse Disney Original logo came up, but there were different problems, unlike the previous encounter. The sky was maroon, the sun and the bird were covered in blood, and they noticed.
After the logos, it took me back to the main menu, but before it did, it had a jump-scare, it was a picture of Quincy from the episode "The Northern Night Light." Except his eyes were black with red pupils and he was crying blood. The godzilla roar and howie scream played.
After The Jumpscare It Took Me Back To The Menu.
I was so disappointed with this DVD, so I took the disc out, and destroyed it with my hammer, so I'll never ever watch Little Einsteins the same way again.
(The end.)
Credited to Kevin05fan567
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