Louie.exe

One apon a time I was walking in the woods I tripped over something it was a dvd and written in red it said "louie.exe"I said "louie from pikmin"the dvd was in good condition except for one leaf that was stuck to it when I went my house I was attacked by a hyper realistic wasp with a realistic gun luckily I had a knife and I stabbed it in the face and after that I put the dvd in my computer and started with the normal pikmin 1 intro but all the pikmin were red and were drowning for 5 seconds and then cut to a character selection thing and they were 4 characters (take that sonic.exe)the red pikmin was the first one I chose him and then suddenly demonic louie laughs plays ,And then I playing the red pikmin in 2D environment there grass and trees and then I continued going left the background set up on fire and the music started it was "I hope you die in a fire fnaf song" and then the red pikmin stop and look at me for 5 minutes and then suddenly louie and come up on and then ate the red pikmin and then it cut to black and text saying "yum yum" come up and it cut to character section thing but it time I can play blue pikmin and the red pikmin was gone and I chose him and demonic louie laughs plays again this time I was in water and "I hope you die in a fire fnaf again playing in the background"I moved left and suddenly the blue pikmin started drowning realistically and then a shark came with Louie head he had blood teeth and ate the blue pikmin and text came up saying "more more" and then character section thing come and this time I can play the purple pikmin and demonic louie laughs plays again and it was a 3D environment nothing grass and McDonald's but when Louie was there as employee and he said to purple pikmin "you fat" and then he threw him out the restaurant and run him over his car it cut to black with text saying "boom boom I like cars do you" and then he ate the purple pikmin and the white pikmin and vomit hyper realistic blood and ate all the pikmin and it cut to the character section thing and the last was captain olimar but I got tired so I go sleep I dream of being wake and Louie point a gun to me and said "keep playing" I woke up and I also piss myself and went to my pc and I see that one Skyrim meme but that guy from Skyrim (I don't know his name because I haven't played Skyrim because it looks boring I play good games like Mario Tennis)and he said "you wake" so I pick captain olimar and demonic louie laughs plays for the last time it was a cutscene of Louie and olimar with corpse of the ceo in the background anyway captain olimar Said "stop you evil man" then suddenly Elon musk come down with gun and shot Louie and Louie said"bitch" and blow up Elon musk and took over twitter and stole all the porn and olimar was shocked and suddenly butch Hartman come down holding the bible and said stuff from it (idk i haven't read the bible I read good thing like the gex manual" and Louie kicked him to death and ate the bible and said"the bible sucks" and olimar was even more shocked and then Shane Dawson come down and punched Louie in the face,Louie did a epic backflip and drop kick Shane Dawson and he died and olimar was so shocked he died and white text saying "I am coming for you" and he hacked my pc he deleted all my 8000 pictures of naked anime over 18 girls and gay porn and my pc blow up and Louie appears behind and killed and then I turn into a ghost and Louie called the ghostbusters and sucked me up but I got out because I'm a ghost and punch Louie in the face and then Louie ate me and I found a pc in his stomach and wrote this

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