Magic Lamp
Three men went on a quest to find a genie, so they got a lamp and rubbed one out. All of a sudden, a genie appeared before them.
"What do you wankers want? Ya got three wishes. No wishing for more wishes because that's fucking stupid."
The first man said, "I wish for great wealth." And just like that, he was now the proud owner of tree fiddy.
The second man said, "I want a beautiful woman as a wife." And just like that, he became the husband of an average looking woman, because beauty is subjective and there was no way of guaranteeing that the man would find the woman beautiful because the genie isn't a fucking mind reader.
The third man said, "I want skeleton." And he got skeleton.
It was time for the second wish.
The first man got another tree fiddy.
The second man got a life time supply of anime body pillows.
The third man said, "This skeleton I got was nice, but it would be even better if it floated around and made spooky noises everywhere it goes." So he got his wish.
At last, it was time for the final wish.
The first man finally figured out that the genie didn't account for inflation, so he factored that into his wish this time and became rich.
The second man learned the true meaning of beauty and stopped judging people based on their looks. He divorced his first wife and got himself a woman with average looks and a great personality.
The third man said, "I want there to be skeletons attached to all of my limbs, and I want them each to be doing cool shit like juggling and accounting and shit." So he got his wish.
Many years later, the three friends got together and reminisced. The first man showed up in a cool luxury sports car and talked about how wildly wealthy he was. The second man showed up with his wife and talked about how content and happy he was. The third man showed up and said, "Hey guys, I don't think I made the best decisions when it came to my three wishes."
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