Mario Hoops 3-on-3 is Fresh
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One day, I was playing the game "Mario Hoops: 3-on-3". I sucked at the game so I lost. But instead of showing the normal screen, it showed a cutscene. It was Mario being beat up by the people that were on the other team, Cactuar, Fly Guy, and Waluigi. Then it showed Mario walking home. His mom saw him come in. She looked at him. "What-a happened-a", Mario's mom asked. "I-a got-a in-a one-a little-a fight-a", replied Mario. His mom got scared. She said, "You're-a moving-a with-a your-a auntie-a and-a uncle-a in-a Bel-Air-a". It showed a time-lapse of Mario begging and pleading day after day. But his mom packed his suitcase and sent him on his way. She gave a kiss and then his ticket. Mario put his Walkman on and said "I-a might-a as-a well-a kick-a it-a". He got on a plane and he was drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. The plane landed and when Mario got out, there was a dude that looked like a cop standing there with Mario's name out. Mario then whistled for a cab. When it came near, the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror. When Mario pulled up to the new house at about seven or eight. He yelled to the cabbie "Yo-a Homes-a, smell-a you-a later-a". Mario was finally their. He could sit in his throne as the prince of Bel-Air. I was confused. I assumed it was a glitch. I took the game out. I reached for the case but when I looked at the case it drove me insane. I went over to my girlfriend and fucked her with a toothbrush. Then, I squeezed an entire bottle of toothpaste into her asshole. The fucking end.
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